Benicio Del Costner

It. was. awesome. But I can't remember the name of the song.

I mean, you could put anything in there!

Every couple months there's a freaking overblown huge theatrical production starring that old bird. Then you have all the other mini-series' on her, Bravo, BBC, BBC America.

When is enough enough?

Can we find other roles for Cate Blanchett and Helen Mirren? I love'em both, but, come on. Enough it enough already.

Does your god demand you act this way? Do you feel the need to threaten violence and rapture and even death to all disenters to sate his ever-growing thirst for blood?

All religions allegedly preach peace and love, but then a non-delusional skeptic reads your books, and it's violence and lust for power and authority. And, this one begot that one and so on.

Just wondering why, in the many years of holy book study, some of the first responses to anyone saying "I am an Atheist." elicits rage in some of you peace-loving yahoos.

Seems like we should be able to move on now, as a civilized culture.

And, also, no offense to present-day goat herders.

It's white, two red stripes. Missing since laundry day Thursday.

It's been long enough. I've been reading my Bible and praying like crazy for Him to come back. I wish He would rid this world of all the evil, hateful, intolerant, stupid, filthy, subhuman garbage that infests it and makes life not worth living.

Jesus promised all over the gospels he was coming back. He said He was coming back within the lifetimes of the people who actually witnessed His Crusifixition.

Why would He lie to us? Doesn't He love me?

How come Muslims are taking over the world? Why won't Jesus come back and help?

Shouldn't stories as fanciful as these be forced to prove themselves? And, how come a non-believer is more apt to have to explain his/her position and a Christian, Buddhist, Muslim, et al. are not?

There is just too much on the line as far as Big Religion is concerned. How come they don't have to explain their views beyond pointing at a Bible and saying, "See, says so right here." ?

Allah or God? Or Jesus? Or Mel Gibson?

I think the answer is me. I love everybody the same. I think everybody just needs an effing hug from time to time.

Or would we all just fall to the constant bickering, resentment, and paranoia?

Or that he was really just drunk and out of control?

Am I the only one who gets this?

I can answer that with one prayer: I prayed for the death of my evil ex-girlfriend (an ATHEIST) so I could hook up with her best friend who had a sweet 1987 Chevrolet Vega.

And by human emotions, I mean, misunderstood, pouty, teenage girl emotions?

And, where's this wheel at anyway?

And, isn't lust, like, super awesome?

For the record, I'm straight. And, I'd choose Benicio. Wait, what?

As it relates to pregnancy. It just seems like a vicious term for getting pregnant.

The BEST!