Damien L

I am a director/writer/cameraman. I really want to help the planet with our roach infestation, and think that spreading knowledge about how their babies travel could indeed stem the sea of them the world seems to be swimming in. However I do not want to do this without getting paid to do so. Who or what should I talk to about this idea, in order to get it to become a reality and a paid job?

I know that I am, but is anyone else working towards the same thing? Maybe we could collaborate.

...a bunch of co-centric spheres of calcium carbonate into the deep horizon oil spill hole? It's my thoughts that the oil, pressure, and water, would cause some sort of chemical reaction. What would that do? If it would work to fix this, someone please let the people working on this know about this new idea.

I need an exact definition, gleaned from study of the original Hebrew as well as the Greek Septuagint. (Since the original version was mistranslated when it left Hebrew to Greek, as Hebrew is Alpha-numerical as well.) If you don't have that, I will settle for as close as you can get to it.

I finished college full time in 2009, but had 0 income for a year solid. What does that mean for my taxes? I won't get any w-2 since I never worked, just looked for work.

I just need them for Halloween for a day, so I thought renting would be cheaper than buying a pair, but if I must buy a pair I will.

Either proving or disproving would work. Any ideas?

...physically or emotionally, should one marry for love or marry for the sake of the planet's continued existence?

Basically, there are two women; one has two kids already and is not pleasing to look at yet marrying her might save the planet Earth. The other one is beautiful and smart, yet if one marries her, the world ends august of 2013.

I think I am, or maybe it's just a brush with insanity.

(and if you don't know, shouldn't you find out?)

I'm in Seattle, WA in the USA if that part matters.

I found out that my wife cheated on me while still married to me. Do I have any legal standing to sue for emotional distress and mental anguish over the adultery?

She's married, but not to me. Her husband doesn't know anything about this, and I don't have anyone's permission to do so. Is it still alright under the rules of etiquette for me to expose her to the other male players?

By "closeted" I mean those homosexuals who have not made their sexual preferences publicly known. If Brian is gay, but keeps it a secret, and then I publicly announce that he is a homosexual, does he have any legal recourse? (Civil or Criminal, or both?) Which laws apply to this situation?

I need some sort of animal/insect/living creature whose bite or sting or spit causes a death that is almost assured, but allows the victim to function (more or less) for most of the time before death. It would be really awesome if the poison was untreatable with today's medicine.

If we spread enough word fast and wide enough, it just may be possible to write-in enough identical ballots to elect John Stewart and Stephen Colbert, President and Vice President in 08. Who's with me?

I know everyone loves responding with joke answers, or clever ones that sound hilarious. I just want the truth for this one. I know I will probably be ignored, but I am trying to examine the financial impact of the USA's problems on the workforce, so I am just looking for serious and real answers.