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I'm native russian. I come here that disperse myths about my nation. Permanent place of residence is [Home > All Categories > Travel > Europe (Continental) > Russia].
Do you thing, is joke "In Soviet Russia..." actual today or it is still a relic of the past?
Joke from Soviet Russia:
"One man came official journey to other city, but not booked a hotel. When in last hotel he heard that "there aren't free rooms", he try to entreat manager, give money to him... - Well, there is one room for 4 persons, but there are 3 men, they drink, play poker, tell political jokes loudly,- said man in reception. The man thing a few, but agreed to take the room. When he came in the room, there really 3 men drink, play poker, tell political jokes loudly. He try to sleep, but can't. He found chambermaid, give money to she with request to bring 4 cups of tea at exactly 12.00 pm. He returned to the room and try to sleep again and look to the watch hidden. At 11.55 the man stand up and say: "Hey, men! May be, drink a tea and sleep, i need to wake up early." They try to joke him: where you find a tea at midnight?
The man, saying "No problem", bent down to power socket and say that they hear: "Comrade captain, please, make 4 cups of tea in 256 room". It does not take 5 minutes, the chambermaid come 4 cups of tea. The 3 men are in shock, but tea drink and went to bed.
The man overslept to 8.00 pm, wake up and look that those men aren't in the room. It interested him. He come to reception to ask about. In reply: "The comrade captain take them still at 4.00. He wanted take you too, but your joke with tea pretty liked to him.
Sorry for my french.
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