Zhu Bajie

Like claiming the weekly gun massacres are by "liberals" not the gun nut cons who threaten the rest of us with "second amendment solutions"? The world is not flat just because some preacher says the Bible says so.

In fact, English spelling is almost as logographic as Chinese. If you don't have the lines and circles and hooks right, you don't have the right words.

How many of us worship Romney or Bush like a deity?

Do we love all corporations?

Do we sit at home all day in our parents' basements playing video games?

Do we remain intentionally unemployed so we can collect welfare and food stamps?

Do we love fascism and crooks?

Do we all want to enslave America so we can enjoy using and abusing everyone we know?

Do we fill our abusive posts with comical misspellings?

Do we deny our obvious racism and xenophobia?

In fact, do any of us fit a SINGLE ONE of these stereotypes?

[Short Answer: YES!]

Like the fact that Hitler came to power as a part of a CONSERVATIVE coalition? Check out Joachim Fest, _Faces of the Third Reich_.

Didn't home-schooling teach them the importance of correct definition? Or the 10th Commandment?

Exile to Texas? Life in a bird cage hung from the dome of the capitol?

"Bush administration official: W commited war crimes, precedent exists to have him charged"

http://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2014/05/29/Bush-adm...

Are they afraid of being shot? Do they agree with Elliot Rodger that ordinary people are just animals, waiting to be shot by god-like gun owners?

http://www.salon.com/2014/05/27/jeb_bushs_humiliat...

Or just dopy in a different one-per-center way?

, owing your soul to Romney's or Bush's store?

Antidepressants? "He's a Liberal!!!!"? False flag? "It never really happened"?

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/chinese-mining-tycoon-liu-han-sentenced-to-death-for-eight-murders-9426068.html

It couldn't happen in the USA, of course.

If slaves did all the work for no pay, prices would be real low! For the few who were not slaves!

If slaves made the burgers and did everything else for free, prices would be real low! Even only the 1% who were not slaves would have money to pay the low prices. Really, most of you low-level cons know you don't deserve any wages.

http://www.salon.com/2014/05/21/92_year_old_texas_...

I wonder they bother, given the tiny difference between the two factions.

Instead they whine 10, 000 variations on "he's not a Republican! He's not a White man!"

I suspect they plan to m*urder lots more US citizens once their next false messiah is in the White House.

Turn your brain off around age 25. Never accept a new idea, a new gadget, a new food, a new movie, a new style of music .... The Golden Age was 13-25 and anything else is EVIL. If you have to learn something new, like using a cell phone, be sure to throw a tantrum about how everything was better when you were young. Always bully and abuse other people, especially if they are younger or older or look a bit different. When others abuse you in your old age, throw a tantrum about moral decline, blah, blah, blah. If you are one of the few who become rich, never admit you did it like John D. Rockefeller, by lying, cheating and stealing. Claim G0d gave you your money, just as Rockefeller claimed. If you're one of the unrich majority, blame a CONSPIRACY! Blame everyone except your gods, the one per cent. Marry a woman, even if gay. Have sex only in the missionary position. Bully and abuse your children as much as you dare, and always crush any sign of imagination or creativity in them. Be sure to curse sex, drugs, rock&roll, and when you get caught adulterating or using drugs, cry and beg for mercy! (It worked for Limbaugh and Swaggart!) If you vote, always vote for bully or a psychopath. Cheer on all the wars, especially their atrocities, but never serve yourself. When vets come home, broken in body and mind, spurn them. Let them join the other homeless bums! When you die, wonder why you ended up with the goats, not the sheep.

When Cons don't get their own way, it's not just a normal failure, you know, it's a CONSPIRACY!

http://www.salon.com/2014/05/20/glenn_becks_suppor...

When you cross the Equator, Neptune and court come aboard, initiate all the pollywogs. The ritual ends with kissing the Royal Baby's belly. The Royal Baby is the fattest shell-back available and his gut is smeared with the most disgusting substances available. But Rush, although a pollywog, is probably fatter than any shell-back. Would he submit?