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Andy

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A two-time Pulitzer winner (Non-Fiction, Vicious Political Criticism), Andy is described by his agent as "The most handsome man to win this literary tribute. And his sexual prowess? Oh god!" Keep in mind she's a bit of a tart as far as agents go. Currently he is at work on a novel critics describe as "breakthrough." Famed actress Kate Winslet (and smoking hot cutie) seeing an early draft said "This will redefine literature as we know it today - I can't wait to bed him." Andy has remained evasive about the work. He has alluded "It involves squirrels. Lots-and-lots of squirrels." He lives with his cat of 12-years (she has outlasted five girlfriends and a financee). Her nick names include "booger butt" and a term we can't print here. She currently heads his Presidential Exploratory Committee. Besides his literary achievements Andy is credited with inventing ESPN, the number "17", Theodore Roosevelt, the letter "R", the martini and the two-point conversion.