Swillow

I had a lady try to strangle me for bringing the check to the table.

I really like In-N-Out because they don't drown them with salt. Sonic has pretty terrible fries.

I know someone who believes the Holocaust never happened.

We got a letter on our door saying a representative was coming over some days ago at a certain time early in the morning. That was all, nothing about inspection or anything like that.

I set up my alarm to be awake before then but it didn't go off. Though I figured they'd at least knock like at the last complexes I've lived at to let them in.

They just let themselves in and took a picture of us laying in bed and other parts of the house. I understand they wanted to inspect but they did not specify that in their letter and just unlocked our door and walked right in our bedroom.

I get the chicken fries, yum!

Mine is the Smothered Burrito.

Cholula, Tapatio, and Reds are basically just bottles of salt water dyed red. They suck.

I wish it were bottled, I steal the packets all the time.

I really LOVE white rice doused with sriracha and andouille sausage on top.

My best friend hasn't worked for three years really. She gets a job and quits 2 weeks later. She had an inheritance, she spent it all in two years. Now she's evicted, living with her grandma. She claims she has a job but I'm sure it's a lie. She owes me a ton of money and keeps asking for more. I haven't given her any since what she owes me is enormous. I'm not sure how to get her to pay it back.

It's Jack N' the Box for me, hands down the worst.

Knocking at my door, cornering me at my job, and pestering me to join their "government in heaven"

I've had these bottles for a bit, since halloween but there's no expiration date on the bottle. Just long serial numbers, apparently it's a joke or something that they dont put it on there? When does it expire?

I understand growing and expanding musically but you don't disappear for years and come back with absolute crap.

please help me, I'm about to throw this laptop out the window

My laptop is a little over a week old, I got it as a graduation present and I just don't want to sound like a ***** and have them take it back for reasons they might think are dumb.

It freezes at least 4 times a day

Yesterday when it froze it deleted all my pictures and documents

For some reason I don't think the space bar works very well because when I type I have to press harder than usual to space out words and I don't want to get into the habit of pressing the key harder and wearing it the hell out

I'm going to college and I can't have it deleting things if it freezes AGAIN