I want to get drunk on my birthday!! BUT I HATE the taste of alcohol, what should I try?!?

A Screw Driver, if you like orange juice.

An Alabama Slammer, that’s a fruit punch taste.

Wine is always a good thing too. Lot's of flavors to choose from.

If you drink enough of anything it will get you drunk and or stomach pumped.

Good luck and God Bless you.

I hate the taste of alcohol, too, and I have a weak stomach so I can't normally do shots. If you want to drink hard liquor, I suggest Grey Goose vodka. Make sure you keep it in the freezer so it's nice and cold when you use it. It's great mixed with cranberry juice, you can't taste it at all so it'll get you f*cked up real fast! Malibu Passionfruit Rum is also good, it's one of the only things I can do shots of. If you like coolers/malt beverages, try the Smirnoff line, Black Cherry and Wild Grape are really good! Or Twisted Tea (regular or half and half) or Mike's Hard Lemonade. Have fun!

Get a bottle of Grey Goose vodka and put it in the freezer for a few hours until it is nice and chilled. It wont freeze so don't worry about that. Mix with any type of juice of your choice. Orange, pineapple, grapefruit are the favorites in my neck of the woods.

Grey Goose has no aftertaste so you wont even notice your drinking it and it will do the "job" if thats what you desire.

HOT DAM*

It tastes like cinnamon candy. I don't really like the taste of alcohol either, and this definately hits the spot. Very Very good taste.

1 oz of vodka, 1/2 oz of blue pucker, 1 oz. of sweet sour mix, fill with red bull, splash with grenadine. Very sweet, koolaid tasting drink. Great shot choice is: Half vodka half green Pucker, with lemon and sugar.

lick the sugar, down the shot and suck the lemon. I call it a prozac lemon drop.

Try Whalers Rum (coconut or vanilla). I mix the coconut with diet pepsi(my favorite) and the vanilla flavor with pepsi. This will taste just like the vanilla pepsi with a kick!!

Sailor Jerry's Rum... its like 90 proof or something.. i try that with oj..like a shot of the rum. just keep drinkin em.. its so strong, ull be drunk quick!

or try parrot bay mango with oj.. the mango taste meshes so well with oj

try southern comfort and coke. southern comfort is kinda sweet and if you put it in coke you can't really taste it. but i like the taste of it so i use about half and half:)

Get some pills instead like valium or hydrocodones.

I don't like to drink much. If I do, I go for Mudslides.