What's the most embarrasing thing that ever happened to you in bed?

I was trying to be all sexy. The room was lit with candles, had Luther playing in the back gorund. He had a waterbed. he was lying in bed waiting for me. I came out of the bathroom in my sexy black gown and high heels. And i jumped into the waterbed. He flew out like a naked super man and hit his head on the wall. leaving a big dent. Why I did that I have no idea. It wasn't funny when it happened I thought i had hurt him badly, but weeks later, we died laughing.

Well, me and my boyfriend live in a three bedroom house with 2 other guys. One of them has this really bad habit about not knocking when a door is closed (our bedroom has 2 doors for some crazy reason, and one of them doesn't lock properly sometimes) and he has walked in several times. Usually its dark and we are under the sheets, but one time it was in the middle of the day when he walked in and I've never moved so fast in my life. I rolled off the other side of the bed and me and my BF both kinda screamed at him. He quickly shut the door and left.

My roommates girlfriend for some reason was about to have sex with me and about 30 seconds before we were going to start, we hear my roommate climbing up the stairs after a hard day of work. Never got dressed so fast before, or since! Not even in basic training.

It was kind of funny because we both looked at eachother like, "What the hell are we doing?"

Within a week, my roommate had broken up with her, she moved away and my roommate somehow ended up with my ex-girlfriend and was having sex with her constantly in the room next to mine. So confusing.

There was the time I was finishing by pulling out and blowing my load all over my girlfriend and her sexy blonde roommate (this was in a dorm room) walked in on us while my waves fired off like a 21 gun salute. Can't stop in midstream so I finished. Little did I know that the roommate had the dorm door wide open and everyone outside got to see my *** and my gun firing away.

Seconds later, the roommate sat down across from us just chatting. I had my load all over my girl and me, we tried to hug until she went away. Kinda nasty but arousing because when the coast was clear, my girl grabbed a towel and went to the shower. Her roommate quickly came in and we banged out a quickie before my gf came back. (Hey, she started it by ripping the blanket off and jumping in the bed!) My gf took long showers and her roommate was just so turned on, as she said. When my gf came back, we were just sitting there in the room talking about nothing in particular. The room still smelled like sex so my gf didn't suspect anything. She did notice that her roommate changed into some shorts. Her roommate said it was because she was going to workout. (She was on the school volleyball team.) My gf didn't notice the wettness running down her leg. Well, the roommate left and smiled and giggled on the way out. I thought we were going to dinner but I guess something turned on my gf again and we went at it again! But this time, I finished with a creampie.

I know this sounds amazing but the things that you can do when you were 19. BTW, it was real hard to visit that dorm since and have all the other residences (it was an all girl dorm) stare at you.

i was giving my girl friend at the time head, well i got the bright idea to blow in there, she was moaning and squirming so i assumed it was good for her, well i finished and a few minutes later the air started releasing, lets just say that she didn't find it very funny and was really embaressed because her friend was in the next room and could hear the noise.

the most embarrasing thing that happened was the guy was stroking and i am guessing air some how got in to my area and it made a noise like it had passed gas. i can laugh now but then i wanted to disappear

The same thing that happened to haha, I had an argument with him about using and found out at the hospital they had to remove it, was very embarrasing.

Having the bed collapse during an especially athletic zesty session. Not really so much embarrassing as funny.

There was one time when I was basically falling asleep because I was so exhausted. The person I was with had to call my name several times to make sure I was awake!

Was getting oral and went to fart, but had the squirts on her face instead. Really embarassing, but she was a trooper and finished me off.