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So if I were to offer to protect your soul from the devil. How much would you pay?

Update:

Gee, I expected better responses. It sure worked for Billy Graham!!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    You must be God. I've heard of you. You are way too expensive for me. I hear you charge a 10% tithing fee to do your work.

    I'll stick with a can of whoop ***. It's cheaper than God.

  • 1 decade ago

    My soul is already protected by the devil

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    That sounds more like an offer FROM the devil,so my answer is nothing.Jesus does it for free!

  • 1 decade ago

    none because I can protect my own soul from the devil by following my GOD

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  • 1 decade ago

    Yeah, the Catholic church tried to do that until Martin Luther came along....you're about 500 years late.

  • 1 decade ago

    geez no money at all, That's why we have the Lord to protect us every day from the evil one.

    He loves us and requires no fees...except to repent and to choose him as our saviour.

    It's so simple..yet hard for some.

    all i have to ask is why would you ask a strange question like that?? and why would you blasphemy God's power?

    Jane.

  • 1 decade ago

    Meh, I'd throw you a couple bucks. The trick is, can you PROVE you've assigned protection to my soul?

    That's what I thought! ^_^

  • 1 decade ago

    Nothing. The state of my soul is a matter between myself and God. Between the two of us, we can handle whatever needs to be dealt with. Your "help", paid or otherwise, is neither required nor appreciated.

  • n9wff
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Jesus already paid the price for that.

  • 1 decade ago

    I'd gladly hand you a kick up your silly butt.

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