Have you had an amusing wedding disaster ?

ahahahaha The Ride To City Hall or Hell and Back?

As soon as I get in my hub's taxi on our way to Queens County,

I find this girl's phone number on his dashboard.

Her name was Easy.

Need I tell you the ride there and back wasn't.

Then while stopped at a red light, he's smiling, smiling...

Eyes all lit up and smiling ever so sweet and beautiful at me.

Oh be still my heart, ahhhh. Or so I thought. haha.

Turns out it was because there was this crazy lady in the car beside us

making the lewdest tongue gestures at him that was so obscene...

even Larry Flint would have fainted!

Lucky for him my mama who sat in the back seat can't see too well,

but not so lucky for me because she was the one who pinned

my white rose corsage on my chest in the parking lot before entering the court house.

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow, I swear to gosh that lady must have pricked me 101 times with that stupid pin aiyiyi.

She was also our wedding photographer.

We've lots and lots of pictures of us missing our heads

but it wasn't her fault because she is very short

and we forgot to bring her milk crate along with us that day you see.

But we have plenty great pics of the beautiful Cherry Blossom Trees that were in full bloom in the parking lot that beautiful May Day. haha what a funny wedding album. You could tell Mom sure do love them trees. Oh and an excellent, wonderful shot of the judge laughing hysterical at us as he kept asking "You sure you wanna do this?, You sure?" cuz we was fighting like cats and dogs already and way past daft before we even got there.

Well we had these aisle candles and my FIL knocked one over and shattered the glass cover right into the aisle, then the ushers couldn't get the string out to pull down the aisle runner and the best man happened to have his knife (good thing he was kinda redneck because who else would carry a knife in their tux : ) so they cut the string and then realized they just didn't have it pulled out the sides all the way. This happened before I walked down the aisle so I missed it all but I was standing in the back behind closed doors wondering what the heck was taking so long. My husband said it was very funny though. I did get the giggles though when the knife made a reappearance because we had to cut the strings off the ring bearers pillow because my hubby was so worried about our nephew dropping the rings he tied them way too tight.

How approximately Ranma a million/2 this is a pair of boy (Ranma)who's engaged to marry a woman Akane and take over her fathers martial arts college. the only situation is that once he gets splashed with chilly water he will become a amazing redhead that each and all the adult males %. additionally he resents this entire arranged theory. besides the shown fact that he reveals himself falling for her if he might desire to end being so boastful. Throw in lecherous previous ninja, guy who's in love with Akane yet can no longer tell her and could become a pig. Couple of ladies who're chasing Ranma. I advise it is wacky and exciting

It wasn't amusing at the time, but our officiant cancelled less than 24 hours before the wedding. I was crying my eyes out, but my fiance saved the day by asking a friend to get ordained online and perform the ceremony! He did so via his iPhone while we were all out eating sushi. He's a card-carrying "Reverend" now. ;)

I got left behind at the church at my sister's wedding - I just went to the bathroom and they all left in the limo - There were only two bridesmaids! Long before cell phones in a strange town in a strange state, I sat and waited for someone to realize I was gone.

one of my bridesmaids didn't pick up her dress until the day before the wedding.

our limo showed up 2 hours late and was the wrong limo that finally came (so the groomsmen had to sit on the floor of the limo because there wasn't enough seats)

one of my bridesmaids told my husband on our wedding day 'if you would have met me first i would be marring you.' she then tried to open our presents at gift opening...

What??