If Naruto People were teachers what classes would they teach?

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Basically what I said up there + If they aren't teachers then what would they have a job as?

-No Naruto Haters, I will remove your answer-

Has to be adults, no one who is Naruto's age or 16 - 17.
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English:
History:
Science:
Math:
Gym:
Janitor:
Vice Principle:
Principle:
Nurse:
Art:
Music/Band:
Counselor: 
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You can add your own classes.
Here are mine and my friends,
English: Jiraiya
History: Asuma
Science: Kurenai
Math: Kakashi
Gym: Gai/Guy
Janitor: Kisame
Vice Principle: Shizune
Principle: Tsunade
Nurse: Orochimaru
Art: Sasori/Deidara
Music/Band: Tobi
Counselor: Ibiki

Sazwonderz · Accepted Answer

English: Kakashi
History: Nagato
Science: Orochimaru
Math: Iruka
Gym: Might Guy
Janitor: Jiraiya
Vice Principle: Shizune
Principle: Tsunade
Nurse: Hana Inuzuka
Art: Deidara
Music/Band: Killer B
Counselor: Iruka

. · Answer

English: Iruka
History: Sarutobi (Third Hokage)
Science: Shikaku (Shikamaru's dad)
Math: Minato (Fourth Hokage)
Gym: Anko
Janitor: Hayate (guy in Naruto who was always coughing)
Vice Principal: Kabuto
Principal: Orochimaru
Office Secretary: Jiraiya
Nurse: Shizune/Tsunade
Art: Itachi/Deidara
Music/Band: Tayuya
Counselor: Kurenai

Talyn · Answer

Let's see... I love this "what-if " kind of things..

Science: Orochimaru w/ Kabuto as lab assistant (extra credit and all that)
Art: Sasori and Deidara (he's 19.. it makes the cut! lol!!)
Principle: Tsunade
Nurse: Shizune
Music/Band: Kurenai
Counselor: Iruka*
Janitor: Genma
History: Asuma
Math: Ebisu*
Gym: Might Gai

Added classes:

Agriculture: Zetsu
DECA (Business class): Kakuzu
Computers: Kakuzu 
Health: 4th Mizukage
Librarian: A (let hilarity ensue.. YOUR BOOKS ARE OVERDUE!!!! "shhh.!" DON'T SHUSH ME!!")

Other:

Substitute Teacher: Jiraiya ... I think it would be like, he's I guess competent but he's still..Jiraiya, so they only hire him in emergencies... Can do any class BUT Science (Oro and him have issues )


* The two switch roles from time to time. No one asks any questions.

Anonymous · Answer

English: Itachi
History: Hiruzen
Science: Orochimaru
Maths: Shikamaru
Gym: Guy
Janitor: Karin
Vice Principle: Konan
Principle: Pain
Nurse: Kabuto
Art: Sai
Music/Band: Tayuya
Counselor: Kakuzu

O damn, just read the rule -_- *sigh*

Anonymous · Answer

English: Kirabi (well, engrish anyway)
History: Tsuchikage (been around since history was INVENTED)
Science: Orochimaru (got him a big ol' jar of SCIENCE)
Math: Kakashi (Sharingan baby!)
Gym: Anko (Gai and Lee were fired after the whole "children dying" incident)
Janitor: Hiashi (I can SEE the stains!)
Vice Principle: Choza (don't like it, talk to the hand... backhand of doom that is)
Principle: Tsunade (Do NOT **** with the White Mage!)
Music/Band: Sabu (giant raccoon not included)

ChocoboBoco · Answer

Hahaha Jiraiya would probably want to teach Gym ;)

Anonymous · Answer

I dont want Orochimaru near anyone's children :x

Lidia · Answer

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Dylan · Answer

Jeryaih would teach art. If you know what I mean. *wink wink*

Or swim. If you know what I mean! *wink wink*

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