If a Buddhist monk walked into a pizza place...?

Yes, except it would not have meat. We kno the true Buddhist do not consume the dead. It would be a Vegan with the works and a 2liter of diet sugarfree Dr. Pepper. Balance Baby.

smart, yet whats the relevance of the tom cruise lookalike? i'm sorry after examining the the remainder of the solutions to your comedian tale i think i could desire to element out what the comedian tale is. A buddhist monk "make me one with each and every thing" in a non secular way.... get it yet? ...... oh F*** it forget approximately it.....

Haha I saw that on the news before with the Dali Lama. Pretty funny :)

as long as the food is good why not? lol

i remember watching somewhere when a reporter asked the Dali lama that. lol

If he walked up to a hot dog truck, he certainly would!

No I think he would ask them to make him one with nothing...

No, but I think he would want fries with that.

LMAO. Good one.