Most painful way to commit suicide?

immerse yourself in a bathtub full of 'bullet ants'.

I think I have just the thing, the ultimate journey that's so awful that, by the end of it, you will actually be looking forward to the fires of Hell. It all starts with a bus ticket to Iowa, and of course. You'll need entertainment, so get yourself a copy of ''Hard Choices' by Hillary Clinton to pass the time.

Now, rent a room for 3 days at a cheap motel. You're in corn country, so you may as well try some, and eat nothing but corn for the rest of your days. Now go buy a bus ticket bound for Strasburg North Dakota, you're heading to the.Lawrence Welk Museum, and before you embark, swing by the book store and pick up a copy of Hillary Clinton's 1996 'It Takes a Village' to read on the way. Of course, bring some cans of corn, because you'll need all your strength as you're spending three weeks learning to play the accordion in honor of North Dakota's favorite son.

Pack up your things and buy the last bus ticket of your mortal life, you're bound for Toadsuck Arkansas. Remember to bring plenty of corn, and a pick up a copy of 2003's Living History, by Hillary Clinton for the trip. When you arrive at Toadsuck Arkansas, breathe it in. It will be among your last breaths. Most people don't know that Toadsuck is named after the riverboat crews that would stop at the local saloon and suck on a bottle until they swelled up like toads. Fewer people know that sucking on a toad would make a man swell up, choke and eventually die if he did it often enough, and you will be the first. A man whose death will make you famous. Just think, you would be the first man in Toadsuck Arkansas, who died from sucking on toads! A death you most richly deserve.

Go to a mental hospital. They may help with your suicidal thoughts. Also it seems like you might be schizophrenic if you seriously believe all of what you said

Stabbing

Watch reruns of Gilligan's Island. Oh, the humanity.

Follow your dog's lead.

Attention whore

Pay someone to torture you to death