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Swim coach is a f*cking tool!?

Im on boys varsity swim and I hate my coach who is a total chump. I tried being nice to her before but in my freshmen year she was a total crab. Im now a sophomore and every time she ask me something and i answer with the truth which may seem smart mouth at first but is not, she yells at me for being "smart mouth". Example other day i missed practice i didn't tell her she was like "where were you" with attitude and i said "studying" and she said "tell someone next time" and i said "pardon i was busy so i couldn't" and this doofus yells at me. Honestly I really wanna floor this c**t or crash my fist in her face. She is not a good coach. She is young, and other people don't think she is a good coach either. And she sounds like a loser outside of swim as well. So how can I get her fired or any revenge? No horse **** answers like "just cause you dont like he doesn't mean you have to fire her". Those types of retarded answer will be ignored.

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  • Cee
    Lv 7
    4 years ago
    Favorite Answer

    Talk to her about how you feel ( without being snarky ) and take it from there.

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    Just get her fired or leave.

  • james
    Lv 7
    4 years ago

    Are you that good at swimming? Coach's do pick on there best to push them a little further. She might think if you give a little more you could be world class.

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    I'm sorry, what is your question? The coach doesn't sound like a tool, YOU do! Grow up and start showing up to practice or else quit the team and let someone else show up who actually wants to be there. You are a complete douche.

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  • 4 years ago

    Your problems are ridiculous and irrelevant. Enjoy this time in your life. Soak it up. Because when you grow up, you'll WISH your problems were as small and trivial as they are now. Swim team? In a few years you won't even be able to get in a pool. You have it good now. Your swim coach can do nothing to you except whine in your ear. Ignore her and get on with your life. in 10 years you'll have 20 people in your life like your swim coach. Enjoy your youth while it lasts.

  • Neil
    Lv 7
    4 years ago

    Get her fired? Grow up.You're wrong here.She was cutting you more slack than most coaches would

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    Have sex with her then tell your parents and she will get arrested and fired.

  • 4 years ago

    Wow, what a whiny little brat you are.

  • Burgoo
    Lv 6
    4 years ago

    Have sex with her, then call the police about it

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    This is nothing more than a childish, idiot rant. Also, rants are a violation of the guidelines here. Finally, you have a very inflated sense of your own importance if you think anyone cares whether you ignore their answer or not.

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