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I am the founder of the SPLATT (short for Stop PLATe Tectonics) political party. We are an environmentalist wacko movement. Our platform is shaky. It's to eliminate earthquakes, volcanic eruptions and tsunamis and the damage that they cause. Motto: Vote SPLATT. We won't leave you flatt. Our mascot: the flatworm Theme songs: "Shake, Rattle and Roll", "Whole Lot of Shaking Going On", "I Feel the Earth Move Under My Feet", "Hunka Burning Love", "Ebb Tide", "Surfin’ USA", “Catch a Wave” Energy saving device: Lava Lamps Environmental clean-up agent: Lava soap Favorite food, breakfast: squash pancakes Favorite food, lunch: blue plate special Favorite food, supper: plank steak Snack food: thick crust pizza Beverage: milk shakes Adult beverage: vodka martini, shaken, not stirred I hope I didn’t make an ash of myself Thank you for your support (Bartles and Jaymes commercial) ~<{:-)]#

  • Do you think that Yahoo will be allowing comments on their news stories after the election is over?

    It has been months since Yahoo spiked all comments on their news stories.  They claim that they are building a 'safer' environment.  If so, then they have the world's slowest programmers, analysts and executives.

    Since then, Mousie has noticed that the stories about the election have been heavily in favor of the Donkeys and against the Elephants.

    Is this just a coincidence?  Or is it a deliberate attempt to sway the election?

    Will they pull the spike after polls close?

    Love, Mousie

    6 AnswersPolitics6 months ago
  • What are the pluses and minuses of HD Radio?

    I'm considering getting an HD radio. What are the ++ and the -- for HD.

    How is their reception?

    Are they static free?

    I've heard that they don't have the decibel levels that current radios have. True?

    Are they subject to interference from other radio sources, such as power equipment?

    If you have one, are you happy with it?

    Do they come in clock radio options.

    Thanks.

    1 AnswerRadio10 years ago
  • Can you compare the Scarecrow's first song with Social Security?

    Michael Jackson played the Scarecrow in the movie "The Wiz". The crows force him to sing the song "You Can't Win. You Can't Break Even. You Can't Get Out of the Game."

    Compare this song [which physicists call "The Entropy Song"] to Social Security and its mandated participation for all USA workers.

    Do you agree or disagree with any of the three parts of the title of the song.

    1 AnswerGovernment10 years ago
  • Governor Perry has compared Social Security to a Ponzi scheme. Do you agree or disagree?

    Please compare and/or contrast Social Security's structure with a Ponzi scheme. Do you agree with Perry? Is he stretching the truth? Is it a complete lie?

    Life Insurance products in the private sector require that premiums cover BOTH current claims for your age group and the net present value of future claims.

    For example, you purchase a whole life policy at age 25. You will pay premiums until you are age 65 [if you live that long]. The insurance company must [by state law] charge you enough premiums to cover the likelihood that you will die before you turn 65. Most of the people who are the same age as you will live until after age 65. The company must have a reserve to pay death benefits at ages 66, 67, 68, 69, etc. until everyone in your age group has died.

    Social Security has no such reserve. It relies on taxes [premiums] collected from people who are the youngest of age to pay the benefits to people who are collecting monthly checks.

    Perry says a Ponzi scheme works the same way. It requires an every 'investor' to pay the administrator of the scheme in order enter. The administrator uses the money to pay the previous investors their 'earnings'.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ponzi_scheme

    12 AnswersPolitics10 years ago
  • Is it time for the PGA to add some tennis rules for the pros?

    In golf there are rules for almost everything. Touch the sand in a hazard, penalty. Sign your card with the wrong score, DQ. Slow play, penalty. You name it and there is a golf rule to make you pay. Except... rude and unprofessional behavior seems to go unpunished.

    Perhaps it's time to establish rules similar to those applied to tennis professionals. Their concentration and effort are just as intense as the golfers. They get penalized points and more for unprofessional behavior. Slam your racquet to the court or throw it into the air and you loose a point. Slam your club or toss it, add a stroke or two to the hole.

    What say you sports fans?

    5 AnswersGolf1 decade ago
  • You don’t eat if you don’t work.” Do you agree with the eminent scholar Emmanuel ben Yosef?

    “You don’t eat if you don’t work.” [paraphrased]

    Many years ago the noted Jewish scholar, Emmanuel ben Yosef [It’s his real name, but few know him that way.] stated that the able-bodied who wanted to eat should work. Do you agree or disagree with him?

    You may rant all you wish on either side of the question, but you need to back up your rant with something other than your opinion.

    You need to cite some religious or scholarly source at least as famous as mine. Failure to do so will doom your answer to the scrap-heap of ordinary answers.

    Before I pick a winner, I will reveal his famous name and the source of my ‘quotation’. So, if you don’t know to whom I am referring, you may want to put this question on your watch list.

    For those who do know him, please don’t spoil fun by revealing too much.

    Thanks.

    SPLATT

    4 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade ago
  • What is the Obama administration going to use to use to replace "Islamic radicalism" in foreign policy?

    The Obama administration is going to replace the "Bush Doctrine" language that refers to "Islamic radicalism". He feels that it is too harsh and offends the vast majority of peaceful Muslims. It's not coming out for some time, so let's speculate what will replace it.

    Yes, my crystal ball is broken too. Just trying to give them some ideas that they can use.

    Check out this news article for details.

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_terrorism_rhetoric

    5 AnswersPolitics1 decade ago
  • What is the Obama administration going to use to use to replace "Islamic radicalism" in foreign policy?

    The Obama administration is going to replace the "Bush Doctrine" language that refers to "Islamic radicalism". He feels that it is too harsh and offends the vast majority of peaceful Muslims. It's not coming out for some time, so let's speculate what will replace it.

    Yes, my crystal ball is broken too. Just trying to give them some ideas that they can use.

    Check out this news article for details.

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_terrorism_rhetoric

    4 AnswersCurrent Events1 decade ago
  • Can you be born in New York City, NY and NOT be a US citizen?

    I was listening to a radio show that likes to ask puzzler questions (Car Talk on NPR Radio). Their question was about a man who was born in Cambridge, Massachusetts, lived there all his life and even dies there, but was not an American Citizen. How could that be? Of course the answer was that he lived and died before 1776. He was a British Citizen.

    I've got this twisted mind, so I thought, "Can it happen today?" My question is, "Is the child of a foreign diplomat that is born in the embassy in Washington, DC or NYC automatically considered an American citizen?" What about on the UN grounds in NYC? The embassy and the UN are considered 'foreign' soil. US law enforcement personnel have not authority there, unless granted by the UN or foreign mission.

    I'm sure that a birth as described above has happened. Does anyone know of a case or court ruling that supports either side?

    Please cite your answer. I'm not looking for a long answer, this isn't a homework question by some lazy teenager. Just a few words and a citation.

    Thanks.

    4 AnswersEmbassies & Consulates1 decade ago
  • Is this a good source of alternative energy?

    What do you think of this for a source of environmentally friendly energy?

    http://news.yahoo.com/comics/unstrange-phenomena

    6 AnswersConservation1 decade ago
  • OK Sports fans. Do you know a link to the Health Care bill currently under discussion in the House?

    I have links to the original health care bill (HR 3200). I need the link to the health care bill currently under discussion in the House.

    What say folks. Any ideas?

    2 AnswersGovernment1 decade ago
  • Should golf fans protest Tiger's return by distracting him in his back swing by shouting "Get in the hole"?

    I know that Tiger is the world's best golfer. Quite frankly, I'm not interested in his golf. I know that Tiger can be distracted by crown noise. Just wondering........

    Whenever I watch golf on TV (it isn't often) some yahoo (sorry about that Y!A) is always shouting "Get in the hole" whenever a golfer is within range of the green. I'm just wondering what would happen to TW if he got an occasional "G-I-T-H" during his address of the ball or back swing. Do you think that it would disturb him enough to walk off the course and quit the game?

    Definition: ya·hoo (yäh, y-) n. A crude or brutish person. [From Yahoo, member of a race of brutes in Gulliver's Travels by Jonathan Swift.]

    4 AnswersGolf1 decade ago
  • I'm asking this question to vegans and those concerned with global warming. Is that contradictory?

    I just answered a question from a vegan about "Vegan Leather". Actually that isn't as silly as it sounds. Vegan Leather is leather-like sheets made out of plastic. In my day, it was called Naugahyde. It was used to cover furniture.

    It occurred to me that vegans and GW believers had much in common. Both have concern for the planet and it's inhabitants, human and animals.

    If you are concerned about GW AND a vegan would you use vegan leather? Real leather is biodegradable and renewable, but you must kill animals to get it. Naugahyde is plastic and neither biodegradable nor renewable, however no animals have to die.

    I know that I will get a lot of SPLATT from some people on this, but I'd really like some legitimate answers from the vegan and GW concerned communities.

    PS. I am neither a vegan nor do I believe that there is a man-made global warming catastrophe coming in this century.

    7 AnswersGreen Living1 decade ago
  • I'm asking this question to vegans and those concerned with global warming. Is that contradictory?

    I just answered a question from a vegan about "Vegan Leather". Actually that isn't as silly as it sounds. Vegan Leather is leather-like sheets made out of plastic. In my day, it was called Naugahyde. It was used to cover furniture.

    It occurred to me that vegans and GW believers had much in common. Both have concern for the planet and it's inhabitants, human and animals.

    If you are concerned about GW AND a vegan would you use vegan leather? Real leather is biodegradable and renewable, but you must kill animals to get it. Naugahyde is plastic and neither biodegradable nor renewable, however no animals have to die.

    I know that I will get a lot of SPLATT from some people on this, but I'd really like some legitimate answers from the vegan and GW concerned communities.

    PS. I am neither a vegan nor do I believe that there is a man-made global warming catastrophe in coming in this century.

    7 AnswersVegetarian & Vegan1 decade ago
  • Earth's magnetic field is weakening in the southern hemisphere. Could this be the reason for the Ozone Hole?

    I submitted this question in another category, but have not had any responses. So, I'm trying it here.

    http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/%E2%80%A6

    It seems that the Earth's magnetic field is weakening in the southern hemisphere (See above link).

    Is it possible that this affects the "Ozone Hole" over the South Pole or is responsible for some (or all) of the perceived global warming?

    I know that ozone does have a polarity, if the magnetic field is weakening, would that change the distribution of ozone in the atmosphere?

    Would it allow more solar radiation to penetrate through the magnetosphere and be a major cause in perceived global warming?

    12 AnswersGlobal Warming1 decade ago
  • Is there a relationship between the weakening of the earth's magnetic field and the Ozone hole or GW?

    http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/06/08...

    It seems that the Earth's magnetic field is weakening in the southern hemisphere (See above link).

    Is it possible that this affects the "Ozone Hole" over the South Pole or is responsible for some (or all) of the perceived global warming?

    I know that ozone does have a polarity, if the magnetic field is weakening, would that change the distribution of ozone in the atmosphere?

    Would it allow more solar radiation to penetrate through the magnetosphere and be a major cause in perceived global warming?

    1 AnswerEarth Sciences & Geology1 decade ago
  • Am I doing enought to be green?

    I want to put a windmill to produce electricity on the roof of my house, put solar panels on the blades and use the windmill to pump water from my well. Then I'd use the water to run my hydroelectric plant.

    Is that green enough or should I use the water to irrigate my corn field so I can make ethanol for my hybrid car?

    ~<{:-}]+

    4 AnswersGreen Living1 decade ago
  • What can you tell me about "Emory Cat"?

    It's a scratching pad that supposedly trims the cat's nails as it scratches.

    Is it any good? Does your cat use it?

    I know it's offered on their web site, Emorycat.com.

    2 AnswersCats1 decade ago
  • "The Boss" (wife) and I are going to Anchorage, Alaska in June. I have a few questions for those who know.

    When we get to AK, that will be our 50th state.

    The boss is partially disabled and uses a walker. So, handicapped accessable is important. Long walks are out.

    1. The boss loves to shop, go to museums and cultural sites and shop. What are some good ones in and around Anchorage, Seward, Homer and Denali NP?. Did I mention that the boss likes to shop?

    2. Are there places to pit-stop along the way from Anchorage to Denali NP? We went to New Mexico a couple of years back and in several parts of the trip there wasn't a place to stop for hours. That's not an option for someone with TBS (Tiny Bladder Syndrome).

    3. What is the terrain like on the way to Denali? The boss doesn't like driving on mountainous, twisty roads!!! Should we take the train or drive? (I'd rather drive, she'd like the train).

    4. What are the top sites to see in Anchorage, Seward and Homer? If you had to choose between visiting Seward or Homer, which one would you pick?

    Thanks

    1 AnswerOther - United States1 decade ago
  • Greenies, do you know that every time you breath you are adding a greenhouse gas to the environment?

    How could you be so inconsiderate to add to pollution and global warming? Stop it.

    9 AnswersPolitics1 decade ago