Rick S

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My wife is the type person who is happiest when she is downing someone else. Her mother is crazy. And she used to hate how her mother did her and made her feel and now she is turning into her.

She attacks me constantly with nagging and hateful words. I try to keep her happy but it has gotten so bad lately. Dont get me wrong I dont let her abuse me but I have to keep it from going on too long because she brings up divrce in every fight we have. Yes we have children and thats why I have been putting up with it so long but I cannot take it anymore eather. I think the kids are sick of it too.

Let me give you an example. She will get close to friend and get real close but its just a matter of time before she turns on them and picks them apart noticing every little flaw. She does my family members the same way. I try to tell her they are family and you just have to love them in spight of.

I love it when she gets on another persons case because that takes her off of me. What can ido

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told

my husband that I would be home by midnight , "I promise!" Well, the

hours passed and the margaritas went down WAY too easy. Around 3:00

a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the

cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly,

realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted

solution in order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even when

totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =

MIDNIGHT.

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him

midnight. He didn't seem pissed off at all. Got away with that one!

Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he

said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh

sh#@.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3

times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, then tripped over the coffee table

and farted.

A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I

can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers

and said, "About 2 hours. The guy left. A few days later, the same guy

stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a

haircut?"

The barber looked around at the shop and said, About 3 hours. The guy

left.

A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked,

"How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop

and said, About an hour and half. The guy left. The barber turned to a

friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor. Follow that guy and see

where he

goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then

he doesn't ever come back." A little while later, Bill returned to the

shop,

>laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So where does that guy go

when he leaves?" Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said, "Your

house."

Is it to pick up 2 points. Stay out of the automobile section if you are not asking the questions. You will just confuse someone or make them waste money by giving stupid answers just to get 2 points on Yahoo Answers.

In the Volkswagen section there was a question about a guy wanting to lower his car and 2 girls anwsered (Like idiots I might add) to take it to the dealer and they would help you. Again if you dont know what you are talking about then dont answer the question. Go pick up your 2 points in "Health and Beauty or Movie Stars" but stay out of the Automobile section. Leave it to the experts who can really give good advice.

I am a father of irresponseable Teens. I have 3 Ipods that have gone swimming, washed in a pocket and dropped in coke at the movies. What can be done with them? Can they be sent off and repaired? Sold for parts? Any Help?!?

It was eather a Movie or TV show I cant remember. It was in the future. There was a scene in it at a bar that if you and a boy or girl wanted to hook up you sat at a part of the bar with a arbatrator and discussed the wants and needs and all the particulars and signed a contract. Any help?

My question is this Did God or ?? say in the Bible that we must not work on Sunday? And where in the Bible is it?

I live in a 1800 sq. ft. home and it is 14 years old. The air has finally died. I have been given an estimate to replace both the outside and inside labor and all. I want to see if I am getting a ood deal.

Like putting a rubber band around the hand held sprayer in the sink.

And, Why dont you throw those things in your ash tray in stead of all over the road, the next time you are at a busy intersection stopped at a light count how many buts you see. You cant the light will change. I know why you dont put them in your ash tray CAUSE THEY STINK!!

My 2004 Colorado has been in the shop 8 Times for the same problem. The fan doe not blow. It finally has been corrected. After replacing the switch 3 times, the fan 2 times, relay 2 times, then the whole control board but it was a short in a wire that connected to the relay box under the wiper cover.