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Assuming I had evidence that they told me to shoot them

I heard it's just because it can't be taxed

He is an an alcoholic, he can't keep a job for more than 2 months. He's sexist, really racist and he's homophobic as f*ck. He isn't religious but he acts like one of those guys who likes collecting confederate flags for some reason I can't fathom. I think he just wants sombody else to blame for his problems.

I had a dream last night where God wanted me to bend him over and shag him

im starting to make videos for my channel and i just tried to do an introduction video where i sit down and look around for a bit, then i stare at the camera and spit a raw egg out. that all went fine, then i had to say some stuff but i kept on stuttering and i forgot what i was going to say. im fine if i dont talk in any of my videos but i will probably have to. can anybody give me some advice

Say you ate a raw egg. How sick could you get.

I'm planning something with my friends but it's really late so I'm going to have to sneak out of the house. It's single story and there are burgalar bars on the windows so I can't jump out. There are 3 exits, there is the front door which is easy to get out of but it is loud to unlock and the neighbors might see me. There is the back door which is close to my parents room but it's relatively quite to open but if the dog wants to go out then that's where they will let him out. There is another door leading to a party area, there is a two meter high wall which I can climb over, which door should I use. I'm going to put a rolled up blanket in my bed to make it look like I'm asleep. I'm going to go back in the way I came. Any other ideas, or things that I may have over looked.

A few special snowflakes seem to think we are possessed, agents of satan or we are actually demons. Please explain this to me.

In the Noah's arc story, Noah's realities were the only people left alive. If that is the case then cousins must have had sexual relations. Or is there another Christian loophole

I know three Craigs all of them are ginger

I have nothing against them personally, I just don't want problems created by them. I reckon I should just stop talking to them, I don't really think I need friends anyway

The thought of period blood grosses me out

When I was 11 my religious grandmother forced me to be "saved by Christ". 4 years later I am a Pastafarian. Did I break an oath of some sort by converting, I'm not converting again if I have.

i need one that can work with my ipad for school

So in 2009 my alchoholic uncle lost his job and his hoe/girlfriend kicked him out, so he moved in with my family. He was nice at first, then he gott another job, so instead of him putting his money to good use he started drinking and he turned into the asshole he is today. he stayed with my family until 2011 then he left. 2012 he came back and continued his life wastage, he only left again early last year with some middle aged hoe. He didnt even say thank you to my parents when he left, in fact he also took stuff that wasnt his to take.

I got a message from him a month ago, saying that he was being kicked out again and he wanted me to talk to my parents. I told him to find a nice shady spot under a tree. Anyway he started talking to my grandmother so she would pessure my mom into letting him come back, after weeks of arguements my mom allowed him to come back. He got here today, reeking of booze. i hate that man, he is selfish, greedy, racist, sexist, homophobic and he actually told me that he thinks hitler was in the right. i dont know what to do with him, my parents told me that if he causes problems with me, they will kick him out, so how do i get him to cause problems with me? this man does not deserve to have a roof over his head.

Sorry for the long question.

How does it harm you personally.