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the yanks are bringing out an electic car.good acceleration good top speed.but do you think the young ones will by it because it dOsnt go

VROOM VROOM

they say people are living longer.all us old ones come from a generation when most people smoked.according to the NHS i should have died years ago.im 69 if i didn't smoke god knows what age i would live to

when god told lot to get out of town because he was going to destroy them,how do they know that woman turned to salt if they couldnt look behind to check

if the government can wright that off,why don't they give some to us pensioners that would boost the economy by giving us some extra money to spend

have they asked Flabby Chops browns permission

im 69 and i can still sing the songs of my youth an some of my mothers generation.

when the youth of to day get to our age if they start singing and dancing to their music how long will it be before they send for a paramedic thinking their having a fit

one english one Scottish one irish and one from down south.

the scots a stupid frock wearer

the irish an uneducated ditch digger

the one from down south is a carrot cruncher

im the english one and what they call me i cant put on here.

but if i go out with coulored and some asians why do i have to politically correct

when hes done it is he going to sod off and save the universe.

with a bit of luck hell disappear into a black hole

(am i allowed to say black)

have you reached the stage where the only music you can make love to is the minute waltz and the unfinished symphony

have we finally got to the stage where it would be wise to withdraw all are savings out of the banks and stash it under the mattress.

that way we could claim all the benefits you cant claim if you've got a bit of savings.

because as sure as hell it ain't doing us no good in the banks now

my ma bless her long gone now.

if she wasn't ill she thought there was something wrong with her.

the tablets the doctor gave her were useless,but if anybody called feeling under the weather"you try these there brilliant"

i always thought they were the same,but after reading some of the answers there is a big divide.

what does each believe in

my son shares my computer.how do i set him up with his own e mail so that all his messages don't come in to my name

I feel sorry for all the people who are going to lose their jobs because of the collapse of MFI,but i hope all the top dogs don't get a big payout.

what a way to run a Business.

i bought a MFI kitchen about 10years ago with fitted hob and oven.and washing machine with a door on.5weeks ago the washing machine broke so i thought what it will cost me to have it repaired i may as well get a new one.as i had it off MFI i

thought that's the place to go.

"can you take me a washing machine out and fit me a new one in"no can do,they could sell me one but i would have to get someone to fit it ,they only did full kitchen fittings.How much business did they lose with a policy like that

good luck to them

they drop vat to get people to spend,they encourage the the fuel companies to cut their prices,and then puts the fuel duty up,which affects the prices in the shops.

are we thick or does this government just think we are.

im a pensioner and.every year i used to know that the interest on my hard earned savings would help to pay my house insurance and tv licence,no more.

help the people who are living beyond their means.houses that are bigger than they need,2cars,tv half the size of the living room and god knows what else they could live without