If your husband took off with your best friend .......?

No....I have pretty good aim.

My first wife took my dog in the divorce, it broke my heart. It's hard to find a well trained dog like that!

I miss your friend, too.

if my best friend was ever more important than my husband..

or if I ever thought so poorly of my husand I would miss my friend more..

I shouldnt be married in the first place.. right?

No, because she never my friend if she easily run off with my husband.

I wouldn't miss either of them. And she can have his sorry, broke a55, because in the state I live, if he leaves, it's called abandonment and I get EVERYTHING!

Um haha, Oh! Is that why he is still here?

We're both still trying to find out who she is?

you know what if you feel that you miss her than thats okay

Holy crap, I'm married? Why didn't anyone tell me?

If I murder someone do I get conjugal visit sex?

yes

my bff is a man, so it would be bad on a whole different level.

My Ex (Wife) did many years ago,...Good Riddance....lol....!!