How to get more alone time with kids? Wife and I had the night out while we had a relative watch our kids. We then had amazing....?

Find a babysitter that you pay for watching your children. There are often younger teenagers (13-15) who are very willing to babysit to earn some extra money. Look through places like your church or talk to other parents of young children you know to find some options. Heck, there are even websites out there now that will help parents connect with caregivers. Yes, it is going to cost you some money, as opposed to free childcare provided by relatives, but if relative help is hard to come by, this can be a way for you to get out more.

Otherwise, plan date nights that don't require you leave the house. After the kids are in bed (which, if they're under 5, should be fairly early, before 8pm), then bring in a nice meal (not fast food) from a restaurant you like to eat at. Set the table with nicer dishes, light some candles, pour a drink, and have a romantic meal at home. Cuddle up on the couch and watch a movie, then fool around under a blanket and get busy on the couch.

Get a lock for your bedroom door. Invest in a sound system that will help drown out your sounds of passion.

How to get more alone time with kids? Wife and I had the night out while we had a relative watch our kids. We then had amazing....? Demons grow human skin (from a sample taken during abduction) and put it on so as to look like us. Demons will invite people to be healed inside their UFOs; those who go will be like zombies after. Gov't provides demons with diamonds and allows demons to abduct people. If you're being abducted, slowly pray the Jesus prayer.

Don't panic. Demons use diamonds and souls to power their UFO craft. The bigger the diamond, the more it lasts. Demons have 4 UFO bases: 1)Moon 2)Inside fake mountain Kailash in Tibet 3)In lake Baikal in Russia 4)In Atlantis which is underneath the Mariana Trench in Pacific Ocean. There are no aliens. Nobody lives on other planets.

Airplanes that go down are hit by demons because they need the airspace to fight Jesus. Antichrist is pale with red eyes. He's possessed by Satan since he's 12 years old. He flies very fast; deceived people will say that "Christ is here; Christ is there". Sometimes, he wears blue robe over left shoulder while red robe is underneath. He wears gloves to hide long nails. He's surrounded by demons who appear as angels of light. Antichrist will trick people to believe that he can do mountain moving and resurrection (using holograms); fire from the sky is easy (considering the gases from pollution in the atmosphere).

Don't go into a UFO to be healed by demons. Green 666 is given by isotope rays on wrist or forehead when people stretch hands to receive small plastic grey card with no name on it (World Passport). Police will microchip and isotope ray people on the highways. Microchipped people will be influenced by computers to take grey plastic card; but when they do, 666 is given. Food stores will isotope ray people too. Antichrist will also release prisoners to mark people. Reject 666 at all cost because it leads to permanent hell.

If you're about to be marked, pray the Jesus prayer. Hide with Orthodox Christians to escape 666; leave all electronics behind so that antichrist's minions can't track you. Burn documents because they're from Satan. Give to charity in the name of Archangel Michael; he rescues people from temporary hell twice a year (or brings them up a level, that is, to a level with less punishment; eventually, people are freed). Feed the pigeons; when pigeons bow down, people are saved from temporary hell. Forgive me.

Source: Ruski Orthodox Christian Vyacheslav Krasheninnikov