GAB & R

On what CD would I find the song "If You Want Fire"

Michael's grandmother and my grandmother were sisters, so what does that make Michael to me? Also what kind of relation would my cousin's daughter be?

"If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it is yours. If it doesn't, it never was." Is there a Bible verse to this effect, or is this just a saying made up over the years.

I had a really bad cold & flu a few days ago that I've gotten over for the most part. It was pretty much a "normal" cold, with some vomiting thrown in. I have the usual lingering runny nose which I'm not worried about. However, my left ear is slightly plugged, which to the best of my memory has not happened to me after a cold. Is there anything I can do for it, or do I just have to ride it out? There is no wax buildup in either ear.

Anyone remember the one-legged wrestler that was around for a bit about 5-6 years ago?

Why can hypo-allergenic gastro cat food not come in different flavors like the Sensitivity? My cat will eat the gastro if I add a little flavor to it like different kinds of 9 Lives. He doesn't care for the Sensitivity.

I have a banquet where the dress is formal or semi-formal. I know formal means I would have to wear a tux, but what is semi-formal?

I come from a Ukrainian family, and my parents are both in their 80's. They are fluent in both English & Ukrainian, but they tend to lose a little patience when they try to translate. I am doing this to try and re-discover my roots, and so I thought speaking the language would be a good place to start. I tried Phrasebase and it seems like they offer almost every language under the sun except Ukrainian.

what happens if a manager makes a motion to the bullpen for a relief pitcher and the wrong pitcher comes out? Can he tell the umpire the wrong pitcher came out, get the pitcher he wanted and still have the one that came out by mistake stay in the game?

The situation - a complete 9 inning baseball game with no extra innings. The winning pitcher throws a complete game. What is the minimum number of pitches he could have thrown?

I know the 3 seashells in Demolition Man is the future's answer to toilet paper, but how do you think they were used? Good answers, well thought out answers or smart *** answers are all welcome.

If someone told you the only certainties in life are death and taxes, what would you tell them?

I saw a commercial that said a movie was available on DVD and Blu-Ray.

Why is it that so many women can not tell the difference between a guy giving them a "pick-up line" and a guy who is really interested in them for more than just a one-night stand?

I'm thinking Michelle Wie until she actually wins something.

Our church has a really laid back atmosphere, and several couples have met here. There does seem to be a mutual attraction between this woman and me - we have caught each other staring, but I think we're both worried about the age differernce.

I can think of one and he is a pitcher.