london lady

want to work abroad doing legal secretary work or any kind of office work like that.... does anyone know any website or something catering to this?/ thank you.

Do you think the value of the difference of pound to euro will continue to decrease once summers up,, say end of August begining of September?

somone please give me a country which is hot like cyprus in January//

Thank you. x

Me and my ex still see each other, we are good friends.

recently we have been hanging around together and i have fallen for his friend, i cant stop thinking about him.

i am not dumb, it will never go anywhere, it cant. but how teh hell am i gonna get this out my fu ckin head.

Which one is the best??

I am looking to buy one, has anyone got one for sale???? Serious answers please.

Cheers. x

1. Who do you think will win?

2.Who do you want to win?

3.Who do you want to come out first?

I really need to find one. I have done 30 hours on the road in double lessons, but its not working, I want to do 25 hours over 5 days with a final test at the end and it has to be in london.

I dont want a rubbish one obviously, prefably someone who has been on one and can recommend it,.

thanking you all in advance. x

If i was on a salary of 21,000.00 per year, would i be right in figuring out that i should receive £341.26 per week???

HELP!!!!

Do you think its fair to pay £75.61p A WEEK tax to the government. That £75.61 a week is made up of PAYE Tax and National Insurance.

Cause i think its daylight robbery.

just had to send this too you - hysterical!! No wonder I still shave

> my legs......!

>

> > Only a woman can laugh at this. No one else would

> dare! Hope you

> enjoy!

> >

> > This has to be one of the funniest and most awful

> scenarios I have

> ever

> > heard of... Bless this woman!!!

> > All hair removal methods have tricked us with their

> promises of easy,

> > painless removal. The epilady, scissors, razors,

> Nair and now.... The

> > Wax!!

> >

> > My night began as any other normal weekday night.

> Come home; fix

> > dinner; played with the kids. I then had the thought

> that would ring

> > painfully in my mind for the next few hours; 'Maybe

> I should do the

> hair

> > removal thing for the month?'

> >

> > So I headed to the site of my demise; the bathroom.

> It was one of

> those

> > cold wax kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you

> just rub the strips

> > together in your hand and then they get warm and you

> peel them apart,

> > press it to your leg (or wherever else) and hair

> comes right off! No

> > mess, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm no

> girly, girl, but am

> > mechanically inclined enough that I can figure it

> out.

> >

> > *YA THINK!!!*

> > So I pull one of the thin strips out. It's two

> strips facing each

> > together, stuck together. Instead of rubbing them

> together, I get out

> > the hairdryer and heat it to 1000 degrees. Cold wax

> my rear end (Oh,

> how

> > this phrase haunts me!).

> >

> > I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin

> around it tight and

> > pull. OK... So it wasn't the best feeling, but it

> wasn't too bad. I

> can

> > do this!!! Hair removal no longer eludes me!! I am

> She-Ra, fighter of

> > all wayward body hair and smooth skin

> extraordinaire!!

> >

> > With my next wax strip, I move 'north'. After

> checking on the kids, I

> > sneak back into the bathroom for the ultimate hair

> fighting

> > championship. I drop my panties and place one foot

> on the toilet.

> >

> > Using the same procedure, I apply the wax strip

> across the right side

> > of the bikini line, covering the right half of my

> vagina and

> stretching

> > down to the inside of my butt cheek (Yes, it was a

> long strip). I

> inhale

> > deeply and brace myself....

> >

> > RRRRIIIIIIPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!

> > I'm Blind!!!!! Blinded from pain!!!!!!... OH DEAR

> GOD !!!!!!!!!!! I'm

> > making noises that only dogs can hear.

> >

> > Vision slowly returning, I notice that I've only

> managed to pull off

> > half of the strip. S**T!!! Another deep breath and

> RRIIPP...

> >

> > Everything is swirly and spotted . I cannot breath

> or speak - I have

> > forgotten how ..

> > Do I hear crashing drums?????

> >

> > Wait a few minutes and I'm back to normal (nearly)

> After all this I

> > want to see my trophy !!! - A wax covered strip with

> my hairy pelt

> that

> > has caused me so much pain, sticking to it. I want

> to revel in the

> glory

> > that is my triumph over body hair. I hold up the

> strip!

> >

> > There's no hair on it! Where is the hair?? WHERE IS

> THE WAX? Slowly I

> > ease my head down, foot still perched on the toilet.

> I see the

> hair...

> > The hair that should be

> > on the strip. I touch. I am touching wax. S**T!!! I

> run my fingers

> over

> > the most sensitive part of my body, which is now

> covered in cold wax

> and

> > matted hair.

> >

> > Then I make the next BIG mistake . . . . . .

> > Remember, my foot is still propped up on the toilet.

> I know I need to

> > do something, so I put my foot down. DAMN!!! I hear

> the slamming of

> the

> > cell door. Vagina? Sealed shut! Butt?? Sealed

> shut!!!

> >

> >

> > I penguin walk around the bathroom, trying to figure

> out what to do

> and

> > think to myself, 'Please don't let me get the urge

> to poop. My head

> may

> > pop off.'

> >

> > Hot water!! Hot water melts wax!! I'll run the

> hottest water I can

> > stand into the bathtub, get in, immerse the wax

> covered bits and the

> wax

> > should melt and I can gently wipe it off, right??

> >

> > WRONG!!!! I get in the tub - The water is slightly

> hotter than then

> > that used to

> > torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical

> equipment - I sit.

> >

> > Now, the only thing worse that having your nether

> businesses glued

> > together is having them glued together and then

> glued to the bottom

> of

> > the tub.

> >

> > In scalding hot water!! (Which, by the way, doesn't

> melt cold wax)

> So,

> > now I'm stuck to the bottom of the tub!!! God bless

> the man what

> > convinced me I should have a phone in the

> bathroom!!! I call my

> friend,

> > thinking surely she's waxed before and has come

> secret of how to get

> me

> > undone. It's a very good conversation starter, 'So

> my butt and who-ha

> > are stuck to the bottom of the tub!' There is a

> slight pause. She

> > doesn't have a secret trick, but does try to hide

> the laughter from

> me.

> > She wants to know exactly where the wax is located.

> >

> > 'Are we talking buttock cheek or is it covering -

> you know -

> > Everywhere(cringe factor 20000 at this point)?'

> >

> >

> > She's laughing out loud by now...I can hear her. I

> give her the

> rundown

> > and she suggests I call the number on the side of

> the box.

> >

> >

> > YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!

> >

> >

> > I should be the 'butt' of someone else's work-night

> jokes. While we

> go

> > through various solutions, I resort to scraping the

> wax off with a

> > razor. Nothing feels better then to have your girlie

> goodies covered

> in

> > hot wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in super hot

> water, and then

> dry

> > shaving the sticky wax off!!!

> >

> > By now, the brain is not working, dignity has taken

> a major hike and

> I

> > slip into glazed donut land. My friend is still

> talking with me and

> my

> > hand reaches towards the saving grace...The lotion

> they give you to

> > remove the excess wax.

> >

> > What do I really have to lose at this point. I rub

> some on and OH MY

> > GOD!!!!! The scream probably woke the kids, scared

> the dickens out of

> my

> > friend, but I really don't care!!

> >

> > 'IT WORKS!! IT WORKS!!' I get a hearty

> congratulation from my friend

> > and she hangs up. I successfully remove the

> remainder of the wax and

> > then notice, to my grief and despair...

> >

> > THE HAIR IS STILL THERE... ALL OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!

> >

> >

> > So, I shaved it off. Heck, I'm numb at this point.

> >

> >

> > Next week I'm going to try hair colour . . . . .

> >

Thank you to all of you who replied with good answers, letting youall know i am sitting here with a 8 year old,so no rude answers please.

Can you give us some facts about the womans team please, Aresenal.

The person who wrote Arsenal are rubbish, well guess what they are too. That was from the 8year old. so just leave it out yeah.

Thank you.

Can someone please help us to gather information/facts about Arsenal for a school project Please. (primary school).

I want to go away by myself, get away from all the stress. So the option of someone coming with me is a no NO!

BUT i cannot find a holiday package for ONE person. Yeah i find some for two people at like £200.00 each, but if i go on my own, then i gotta pay the £200.00 twice for the double room.

Does anyone know of any holiday deals for one out there, i am 19years old and really need a break. I just want sun sea and sand and a little night life,

PLEASE HELP!!

Thanking you in advance x

You have to go buy it, its the best album he has done ever!!

I love this tune sooooooooooooo much, can someone please tell me a site to download it from or if it has been released yet, i cant find it anywhere!!

Thanks (in advance) ! xx

where do i find the device code!!!!

Boy asks mum " mum is it wrong to have a willy ?"

Mum replied " 'course not, why do you ask?"

Boy replied, " 'cause Dad is sweatin like fu!k tryin to pull his off!"

lol xx

Patrick is alittle irish boy, its christmas so he asks his dad for a new bike. dad says, " i'd love to son, but we got a £80,000 mortgage to redeem and we aint got next months payment. Sorry son." son says, "ok dad" and walks off to bed.

Next morning, Patrick comes down with a bag on his back, his dad sees him and says "what are you doing with that bag, where are you going son", his son simply replies", Dad, i walked past your room last night, you said you were pulling out and mum said wait for me i am coming too, so hell am i staying here with a £80,000 mortgage and no frickin bike!!

I thought this was really funny when i heard it. i hope you like it. xx

have a good friday and weekend everyone. xx

What makes people so bitter and twisted so they gotta be rude to others to make them feel better and feed their egos!? What do you think makes people so sad and angrey?

Oh and yeah, there is someone in particular on here is definatly like that. Some of you will know who i mean!! lol