Zombie Jesus

Yet all the healthy food tastes like cardboard. Is this someones idea of a sick joke?

If I had a choice of a mouth-watering pizza or a plate full of celery and lettuce, I know what I would choose!

If not, how did they get their name?

He's lost it somewhere and nobody has a clue where it is.

It seems that it is not fair for a 16 year old to have to pay tax, but not have a say in who they pay that tax to.

If they are old enough to have their money taken from them by the government, then they should be allowed to vote.

Don't you think?

I say "Over my dead body!".

But, I'm wondering? Will it ever actually happen?

Whatever happened to Mark Morrison? Do you remember him?

I remember he always used to go to the Pink Coconut club in Derby, he was such a poser!

Why all the death threats? It can't surely be that bad can it?

Have you ever noticed how you only ever seem to see women, children and old folk who are starving in Africa? How come we never see any men in their 20's, 30's and 40's who are starving?

I saw something on the news the other day about trouble in Nigeria or Zimbabwe or somewhere like that. The pictures showed all young men, who looked pretty healthy, were properly clothed and had weapons like machine guns and pistols.

So I was wondering, Is the financial aid we send to these countries going in to the wrong pockets?

Are these men taking this money to look after themselves and to buy weapons, whilst they leave the women, children and old folk to suffer?

Am I the only person that has noticed this?

Is it just me? Or was Tony Blair saying the exact same things ten years ago?

I seem to remember recieving a card through the post ten years ago (Does anyone else remember getting one of these?). It was about the size of a credit card with Tony Blair's pledges on it about improving schools and hospitals.

Is Gordon Brown putting new packaging on the same old lies?

The BBC has apologised to the Queen after showing footage of her storming out of a photo shoot. But should the BBC really be made to feel guilty about showing the footage?

I've just downloaded a file, but I have no idea how to get it into Windows Media Player so I can listen to it and put it on my MP3 player.

Can you help?

Can anyone think of any examples where celebritys have left themselves looking totally stupid?

Here's a couple to get you started:

Alan Hansen saying "You can't win anything with kids" shortly before Man Utd's youngsters went on to dominate the 90's

Bill Clinton: "I did not have sex with that woman"

(Six months later) "I did have sex with that woman"

Can you think of any more?

Wouldn't she be stick-thin by now?

Nealy every couple of months I see an advert on the telly for her latest diet plan in Hello Magazine or something like that.

There's just one problem: She never actually appears to have lost any weight!

I would like to see Black Sabbath back to their best, I've just been listening to "War Pigs". What a song!

I know that they are technically still together, they toured a couple of years ago. But I would like to see them produce some new material.

Who would you like to hear new stuff from? And what do you think the chances are of it happening?

Do you think that the public should be allowed access to reciepts and purchase / work orders. So that we can see exactly what our money is being spent on? After all, it's our money isn't it?

Or would that be too much to ask, do you think?