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  • Any comments from the bible thumping peanut gallery about your latest show of bible life?

    Saw todays Dr. PHIL show of a woman whos christian husband used the word of god for his own weird sick thrills raping a 16 year old girl as the excuse of sex training with others watching. the wife is brow beat and brain washed. hubby dearest has a cult church happening for himself and it all played out. no lets go outside of the fact that the bible says such things will happen and the false mesiha crap. when all those of you knew that what he was doing was wrong in more ways than one why did you still continue to follow and obey the nut job actually believing he was god but did not one thing in the right direction to aid and assist the wife who is totally scarred by the fact that when she got her wake up call she cant obtain enough forgivness from her daughter who lived the hell that her bible preaching minister unleashed. what have you got to say of that? and while you try to explain i am still waiting for the answers of why did that ministers wife murder him. and your t.v. preacher JIMMY SWAGART who preached the sins of adultry then goes public asking to be forgiven for being caught in the act of adultry.

    9 AnswersReligion & Spirituality8 years ago
  • Can i substitute a hose clamp?

    For the usual penis strap. its just an idea. i have alot of hose clamp that i am not using the ones that are a metal band that you tighten with a screw driver or socket wrench and i was wondering would using those as a penis ring be way to kinky or to upsetting for ya? i promise i would hide the tools from you?

  • Did i go off the charts with my neti pot?

    The low down caught a flu bug from a family member. became a mucus factory blew white crud yellow crud gray crud with black specks back to yellow. did the neti pot with water then saline so didnt go for that back to plain water. then blew now i got a ruptured blood vessel so i then did pure hydrogen peroxide the 3% solution the bottle said it was for a rinse also it didnt get specific as to what type of rinse so i used it as a sinus rinse in my neti pot first time was a burning sensation sneezed up a storm blew the foam all out did it a second time no burn but lots of sneezes and again blew the foam out. at the moment i feel a lot better than what i did but checking all over a 3% hydrogen peroxide sinus rinse has never been suggested the inflamation is down and just a tad boogered up but clearer than what it was. any suggestions from you medical pros?

    2 AnswersRespiratory Diseases8 years ago
  • Seems that its all failing what to do?

    Tried those dating sites no luck at all. even did one of those video dating interview that to was a waste of time. church is of zero use most want god to be their husband. going gay doesnt suit me either what of going dame go in for the operation its been like forever since a dame has ever wanted the use of it. so why not just have them lob it off be done with it and finish living my life as a broad?

    3 AnswersTeaching8 years ago
  • Why should i obey my parents?

    I am a bachelor you been telling me of what god says. you drove home the point honor thy mother and thy father. OKAY. my telephoned me asking for help in doing the xmas dinner do to the fact she had come down with the flu. so dad drags me over to their place she is hacking and coughing all over the place. dinner at my brothers house i start feel very sick. now i am back at my place just as sick as my mother. and god almighty sure as hell aint getting off his butt to heal my body. so why should i obey my parents?

    6 AnswersReligion & Spirituality8 years ago
  • How do you know if the neighbor is building a guillotine?

    With out losing your head? it looks like the huge supports to hold the head lopping off blade. how can i satisfy my curiosity with out losing any more body parts?

    3 AnswersWords & Wordplay8 years ago
  • Why do i quit any body know?

    I have people around me that are always asking and praying oh lord this and oh lord that and also wanting good health the whole gamet. why when the correct help comes flying in you turn your nose up and still proceed down that same dead end path that gets you no where. when one of my family members has fallen ill to the flu alot of good yotr shots didnt do. i offer to make it for you i even tell you the recipe of ingriedents and you instantly turn your nose up because of what ever lame excuse you have in doing so. last response to it was ewe that doesnt even sound good. now explain which you can't why do you believe that a cup of boiling hot water and a teaspoon of all purpose herb such as mrs. dashes orignal blend with all the essential nutrients and oils that can and does jump start your body out of sickness faster than that factory made stuff why do you decline and go lay down to die? after their last go round i told them enough of your belly aching enough of oh i am so sick my guess is since you dunt want to even sample a sip and just wanna complain my decision is to quit you all are on your own.

    1 AnswerCancer8 years ago
  • May i ask on behalf of my neice?

    My neice started with a normal physical bone structor. i am saddened to say a birth defect has developed. one that makeup can not hide. her breasts are developing as any young womans would. its her skeletal thats gone awry. instead of a flat breast bone it has become concave a very pronounced inward v shape in addition to god almighty may i please have the BEST TOP NOTCH people who are well versed in such dealings. i do not know why the bones of her chest would grow in such a deformed manner. the corrective surgery may cost her her life and i do not want her to pay that price for wanting a "normal skeletal frame" this is my prayer request for my one and only neice. where ever you are her help angel will you please come forth there is hell to pay. thank you. her uncle martin

    2 AnswersEngagements & Weddings8 years ago
  • Why does it feel so chilly in here when the thermometer is registering 74 degrees?

    It is driving me nuts. the temp is at 74 the humidity is at 38% and its chilly feeling like its closer to the low 60's not the 74 that the thermometer is registering.

    2 AnswersWeather8 years ago
  • Its a word issue and definition thingy.?

    You and your bible lessons as if i am going to be a minister. that writting where god alledged to be a jealous god, yet you claim that god is perfect but yet you told us that if we are of another jealous it is a character flaw. so if god is a jealous god then how can he proclaim to be perfect if jealousy is a flaw in the chacater. also why would god be such a braggart of himself does gods ego really need to be stroked? also we dont have an adam or eve in our family tree they werent our great great great great grand parents so why was that mess laid on me? god punishes us for the sins of what two twits did over 3500 years ago maybe its time that your god gets over himself he has been to boastful and bragging for way to long?

    1 AnswerLanguages8 years ago
  • Why to they always do the following at the holidays?

    Can anybody explain why another person of the family would telephone to inquire what one would want for christmas then as ideas are disclosed the reply is for example a sweater or shirt the reply then is i dunt go shopping for clothes for others then another idea is offered up and its the same reply. by the 30 minute conversation is over with the call could have been shortened to 10 seconds with the sentence "you aren't going to get anything for christmas" instead of wasting my time for other important matters. why do they do that. i really dunt need to be re affirmed i am hated by what once use to be my family unit. why?

  • Got an update remodel delima?

    Hi. its an 11 year old r.v. with the orignal fold down sofa to make it a bed. fabric has had it. dare i save the metal frame and reupholster it. or get rid of it and build a platform to hold a twin size mattress upholster it make and by pillows for the back and side rest or attempt to find a sofa bed which would be a queen size fold out. the orignal idea of sleeping in this huge place is 3 people going with a queen sleeper would make it a 4 sleeper. no body ever stays overnight in it other than myself. just short of drawing straws for a choice i am sorta stumped. it is a makenzie medallion 5th wheel 34 or 36 foot long i cant seem to remember that either. feel free to advise. thank you.

    1 AnswerDecorating & Remodeling8 years ago
  • The christian teaching of forgiveness?

    Alrighty you bible thumpers have said i am wrong at every turn and others call me a critic of the holy bible. what i still dunt understand is that Adam and Eve tail since that God of yours says that one should be forgiving seven times seventy on a daily basis. then what was the huge issue that when God had the chance to be forgiving of adam and eve eating from the tree of knowledge he choose not but according to you tails threw them out of the garden of eden what type of example is that for those of us that others want us to follow and obey that publication. i would like to think that a being that preaches forgiviness would itself follow its own doctrines.

    10 AnswersReligion & Spirituality8 years ago
  • Why is the neighbor still alive?

    According to your teachings of the holy bible thus it is clearly written with in the first ten commandments that clearly list what to do or not to do and the punishment that will be delivered. so why is my neighbor still alive after coventing my home which is a sin according to the bible and sin is a crime against god and to be punished by death for sinning against gods words. so why aint she dead yet?

    6 AnswersReligion & Spirituality8 years ago
  • Its a health related issue.?

    Ok. you are under the weather. go to the doc. bad news comes back you have a cancer. plans and treatments are implimented to cure you of the cancer. ANSWER if you can. WHY WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING SUCH AS SMOKING KNOWING FULLY THAT SMOKING IS BEEN FOUND TO CAUSE CANCER. that is not new information. i am beyond my wits end with all of you stupids. newest one just like my mom. diagnosed with breast cancer what does little miss stupid want to do is smoke. i am a nom smoker she asks me to supply her vise. i said no. then she send her friend over tryin to bum a 5 spot so SHE can go out and get a pack. i said no. just w.t.f. is wrong in your mind that you would counter do what the health care people are trying to correct. i am totally awe struck at such idiot stupid decisions that you are making. if you had frost bite are you going to stay out in the cold hoping it will go away? so please anybody somebody. try to explain this they have cancer and still want to smoke and have good health at the same time, way i see it you gonna end up dead sooner.

    1 AnswerOther - General Health Care8 years ago
  • Its a music and religous query?

    Its that one song titled JESUS LOVES THE LITTLE CHILDREN. are you certain of that, after all that have been murdered? Cause if thats what is meant meaning was that song scripted sarcasticly i sure wouldn't want to see the almighty's hatred for us. so bite your tongue we worked all year long sharing our warmth and love of christmas making piano, violin, harp, hand bell musical arrangement for everybody even made those dollar musicals just as nice as the 25 dollar albums for you all and what is the gift that we get back. the news of yet more murders. would you send me the memo when christmas is merry again? this year has ended up being a real downer.

    3 AnswersReligion & Spirituality8 years ago
  • What would be the cause of the penis not being easily removed from the vagina?

    I mean for serious it was stuck as if it was glued or cemented in there. i like to have paniced when i couldn't exit after doing the deed. she asked what the issue was i said usual i need help getting in BUT THIS whats up with it i need help just getting out. she liked to of let out a scream when she also felt that it wasn't coming out as easy as it went in. I thought we were going to have to call the paramedic emergence squad to get it out. what would cause such a fusion like that? could she have used some weird sex gel or something?

    1 AnswerWomen's Health8 years ago
  • Whats up with these alledped mental health experts?

    Why is it that those of us who have an over the top creative visionary skill are always the first to be nailed by those who profess to be an expert in ones mental health. when i get going on a creative decorating idea which usually leaves most awe struck you mental health twits are the first ones to label us as being mentally ill. i am griping at the bit that i had to put yet another project on hold/stand by cause you idiots felt that i needed to prove my soundness of mind through a bunch of assinine tests. just W.T.F. is your problem and issues that you arent able to find something else constructive to do with your lives other than being a pain in the azz with mine. if my internists and optamologists and dental team thought there was a "mental issue" dunt you think that they would know to say something to me. but no you pr_cks wander in outta left field thinking you are empowered with some special rites to drag us in against our will so you can practise what you do. YOU'RE A NUISANCE. god go get a real job. the rest of us are trying to work in peace and quiet.

    1 AnswerMental Health8 years ago
  • My new G.E. REPLACEMENT GAS STOVE KNOBS!?

    ARE MELTING and are correctly installed. had to get new knobs the orginal ones failed after a few years and these are not of BAKELITE plastic its just ordinary black plastic got them from the hardware store. could i fashion ceramic drawer pull knobs to work as range burner knobs? or what about wood knobs painted black? (i am slighty pissed off all the hard work to get the parts and they instantly fail upon first use)

    5 AnswersMaintenance & Repairs8 years ago
  • What would cause pain in the urethra during urnation?

    It was weird time to say the least all was coming out with out any issue. then when it was time again the sensation was like a sharp edged razor cutting from the inside out. the pain wiped me out. then when nature called again there wasnt any issue as that one. so bit your tongue of fluids my daily intake is over 5 gallons of juices water and teas. most caffiene free.

    1 AnswerPain & Pain Management8 years ago