Me

I want to be a shark for Halloween

How do I dress like this?

I am going to make my own fin and velcro it to my back

But what kind of shirt and pants/skirt should I wear?

Like color?

& how should I do my makeup/hair?

I know kitten season is june-august.

But are kittens ever born in the beginning of december?

Because I would really like to foster a litter of kittens and my christmas break is december 10th-january 9th and thats the only time I could foster them!

Please tell me what you know.

I know when kitten season ends.. I was just wondering how far it could extend into

So I want to foster orphan kittens, but since they need to be bottle fed EVERY two hours, I can't leave them home. Can I bring them to school and leave them in my car with a warm pad and blankets so they will be with me so I can bottle feed them every two hours?

Soo.. I just had my birthday party. I invited 5 girls and we were all drinking. Soo. anyways. This one girl drank the most (I think). I have drank with her before and she had like half a shot and acted shitfaced so I have a feeling she is just pretending to be drunk when she isn't, but I really did think she was at least tipsy at the party.

To the point. She kept grabbing my ***, like full on GRAB. Not pat or smack but GRAB and it was reallllllly irritating me. I kept telling her to stop but she wouldn't. She kept poking all of our crotches and trying to shove water bottles into our crotches. Yeah... Then she kept falling on us like she was shitfaced, which she may have been but when I'm shitfaced. I have the sense not to be so loud my parents might hear and she was out of control! She would fall on me when I had the bottle in my hand where I almost spilled it. I mean. ****. Some common sense.

She also kept biting us

Then she got whip cream in her hair (we were eating pie. I don't know how she did that) then started saying it was my friend's "vagina juice" in her hair

So I understand affectionate drunks. Like two of my friends kept hugging me and cuddling with me (I was drunk too) and that makes me feel loved and nice but I did NOT like being violated and constantly touched like that and we told her to stop. But she wouldn't

Then I asked her closer friend at the party if she was a lesbian or bi. She said no then ended up telling the girl acting weird I said that.

Then the girl said "Why did you think I'm a lesbian? I have had a penis IN me. IN me"

Yeah. So she had sex once from this guy she met on xbox live. Long and weird story that I don't really approve of. But I almost think it was a coverup or she did it because her friend lost her virginity.

So why was she acting so weird? It wasn't just an affectionate drunk thing. She was taking it wayyyyyy too far. She also kept trying to kiss my other friend.

So awkward start but guys physically turn me on and I KNOW that but several months ago I took ambien for the first time with my best friend and her friend and we drank a lot of alcohol too. I did NOT like ambien and am never going to do it again but the point is we were all messed up. The other friend fingered my best friend and we all kissed. So I absolutely know that they are straight. The other friend kind of initiated all of it but still.

So to the point, I enjoyed kissing my best friend. I did not enjoy kissing the other girl. I didn't like it at all. But I have a very, very strong emotional connection with my best friend. We have been friends for the longest time so her and I talked about it and she was upset (mostly because the other girl fingered her) and it didn't really affect me. Like I kind of wondered if I was a lesbian or bi.

Then just this past week (this is a few months later now) I get butterflies like when I have a crush on a guy when she sits really close to me or make intimate contact and the thought of kissing and hugging her sounds really nice but not taking it any further.

So what does this make me?

I'm super confused because being a lesbian or bi doesn't make sense because it's just with her and I have no interest in taking it further.

thanks for reading this by the way

So I almost always run late. It's something I have been trying to work on.

So the other day, I was running late to go pick her up. I was running 30 minutes late, so I told her that I would be at her house at 12 instead of 11:30 because I woke up late.

This was the text conversation

Me: I will be there soon

Her: How soon?

Me: Like 12 soon

Her: Ugh...... You suck sometimes

Her: See you at 12

Me: Why do I suck?

Her: You're almost always late

Me: I'm sorry.

Her: Please work on your timeliness

Me: I have been

Her: And your communication. Like don't wait until you are ready to ask your parents for a ride.

(I have been lazy on getting my license)

Me: My mom is just about ready. Be there shortly

Soo.. It kind of hurt my feelings that she said I suck. I don't know. I'm a pretty good friend and I really am working on my punctuality. At first I thought she was joking, but she wasn't..

So my best friend has been weird lately. At first I thought we were drifting away and she was becoming closer with another friend of hers so I was REALLY jealous, which is stupid because I have a ton of other friends too but.. oh well. So I asked her about it and she said that she could never be as close to anyone as she is to me. That made me feel better.

Then she stopped answering my phone calls (but we still hang out every weekend); like nightly chats. Then I would text her and she would reply to a text until I said "Can I just call you?" because I hate texting and she ALWAYS says "I can't talk right now" then when I ask why she stops replying

So she doesn't like having our nightly chats anymore and I don't get it.

Also, we were drunk the other weekend and I asked her if she hated me and she got really upset and said how important I was to her.

Then when I was sober, I asked why she never wanted to talk to me anymore, she was really upset

So I need advice. Why does she keep saying she doesn't want to talk, but still hangs out with me every weekend and says I'm really close to her.

The nightly chats used to be every night, now they rarely happen

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I really want to, at some point in my life, breed collies and/or miniature australian shepards. Not for money, but for love of the breeds. I have been looking into it and found out that I would need to find female dogs of both breeds that don't have any eye or hip problems and get them tested and make sure that they aren't even carriers for those health ailments.

I wanted to get a girl collie and a girl australian shepard and make sure they are both healthy and will contribute to healthiness of the breed and then find a stud dog for each that is healthy too.

I also would want to spay the puppies before they left me so they wouldn't create unwanted litters. I can understand why some people think breeding is wrong. I think puppy mills are horrible! But if all breeders were like what I want to be; just as a side hobby for the love of the breed.. Do you think that's wrong?

I have wanted to be a veterinarian my whole life and I'm 15 right now. I'm already taking college classes towards my bio major. That was just some info... yeah I really love animals. Honest answers. 10 points to most polite and insightful answer

So my mom met my dad when she was 14 and they have been in love forever. My brother met his girlfriend of 6 years when he was 14. I'm almost 16 and I still have only met one guy that meets my standards and was interested in me. I want a smart, nice and really funny guy who loves animals who is also very attractive.

I just had this thought that if I go to undergraduate school then get my minor in photography and travel the world for a year, I will be a year older than all the other people in graduate school (like dating possibilities)

I will be 28 when I'm completely done with college. I'm scared that I'm never going to get married. It's not that guys aren't interested in me. It's that there are very few (available) nice guys. The only ones I know that are attractive, nice, funny and smart are my brother, my dad and my ex. Soo... yeah. I feel like I'm never going to find that guy

Is a 1984 Porsche 944 reliable and will it break down?

Also do you know of any $100 DIY paint jobs? Step by step answers please. I don't live anywhere near Maaco

I want to get my friend a car for her birthday. I found a pretty cool porche for $400. I need to fix a few minor things but the main problem is that it's white and she HATES white. So, does anyone here know how I can do a $100 paint job that looks really nice? How much does purple paint cost and tape, etc.

Step by step and cite sources or if you have experience will get 10 points.

I also only have 12 days to do this. So something that takes about 2 weeks or less. I will put in TONS of time if needed. I just need the know-how. Please help

So I really want to foster a litter of kittens. I went to the animal shelter and they said they will call if the get any newborn kittens without a mother any time soon. I know there isn't exactly a shortage of abandoned newborn kittens, but where are they?

Emphasis on the abandoned part, please don't tell me to steal kittens from their mom. I want to help

I'm agnostic and I believe there may be something out there but I don't know what. I have met a lot of religious guys who have similar morals to me (wait until marriage etc) but they were kind of rude to me when I told them I was agnostic.

Are all guys like this?

Why do people have to be so rude about religion?

I believe that whether we were put on this earth by God or by science, we should all accept one another.

Please no rude answers saying I'm going to hell or whatever. Be sincere and kind. 10 points to best and nicest answer

When we hang out, everything is great and just like usual which is about once a week by the way.

The past 4 months, she has been ignoring my texts (well most) and not answering my phone calls when we used to talk on the phone every night. I know that she has her phone, because when we hang out she texts her boyfriend off and on. She seems really depressed half of the time too and she used to be able to talk to me about it but now she doesn't. When I asked why she wasn't talking as much, she told me it was school but now school is out and she's still being different (as far as communicating when we're not hanging out).

Oh and I am the one who plans like 3 out of every 4 times we hang out. So she still does invite me I guess; just not as much.

We have been best friends for 4 years so it's not like I'm just some random person annoying the hell out of her.

I want to know how to show them that I love them besides just taking care of them.

I have two dogs; one LOVES playing fetch and one is older and has arthritis and a mouth infection so I'm saving up to get him a $1500 mouth surgery over summer (I'm only 15 so it will take a bit of saving).

I have three cats; one likes to kill everything and play with a laser light, another likes sleeping and pets, the third just adores me and just follows me around the house cross-eyed.

How do I show them I love them besides just taking care of them and playing?

A way where they just feel really cared about; more than usual.

I want to try weed for the second time. How much will one small pot brownie cost?

How much will an already rolled blunt cost; about the size of a cigar.

I live in Humboldt County so it's pretty much legal here. The cops don't care if you smoke it; so don't lecture because I'm just going to try it once

I want to try weed and don't want to get ripped off. How much should a small pot brownie and a big blunt, about the size of a cigar, cost?

By the way, I live dead center of Humboldt county; like weed central of the universe so would it be cheaper or more expensive here?