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Funny duo for Public Speaking class?
We have to present our final speech for my high school speech class and my friend and I would like to do a duo, but we are having trouble finding one.
Do you guys know of any, preferably 4-6 minutes long? They can be funny or serious. A published script or even a 2 person scene from SNL or Mad TV would be fine. Thanks!
2 AnswersTheater & Acting8 years agoMass Effect 2 - Did someone die during my suicide mission?
This will be the third or fourth time I've beaten this game so I'm pretty sure I did everything right. Everyone was loyal. I took Tali & Miranda with me for the final battle and during the cutscene when Shepard contacts the team that stayed behind to guard the door, I see someone get shot and fall on the ground.
Back on the ship however, it doesn't show any coffin or anything. Did someone die? Is there anyway to check?
5 AnswersVideo & Online Games8 years agoIn love with a straight person?
I've known this guy for more than a year now and I'm sure I am in love with him. He's my friend, and he's straight. I'm in the closet. I know it's cliché, but I really do get a warm feeling when thinking about him and am extremely happy in his presence. Unfortunately, I probably can never be with him like that....
Can anyone offer advice?
5 AnswersLesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender8 years agoLarge, red, painful bump on my penis?
I noticed it a few days ago as a small red bump about an inch away from the base of my base, past where hair would grow. It has now grown to about the size of a pea and become more elevated with a brownish blister at the top. It's painful to touch. I am not sexually active.
Any idea what it is?
2 AnswersMen's Health8 years agoI think I just failed my AP exam?
I'm a sophomore and I took my first AP class this year, AP European History. I maintained an A for the whole year. I started studying for the exam April 6th, and I actually studied. In May I studied for at least 4 hours each day and last weekend I didn't leave the house at all and studied the whole weekend. I thought I was going to do very well on the exam, but I just took it and I'll be lucky if I get a 3.
For the multiple choice, I thought it was very hard and randomly bubbled in 73-80 because I ran out of the time.
For the essays, I took too long on the DBQ (I'm not good at DBQs in the first place) and the proctor announced we should begin working on the essays now and I was on the 3rd paragraph of my DBQ. So I abandoned the DBQ and went to the essays.
The prompt I chose involved stating the differences of the impacts that some intellectuals had on Europe and I ended up writing an essay about their similarities... I noticed what I had done when I was finished with the essay. I crossed out the essay and there was 45 minutes left.
I wrote the 2 essays (they were horrible, a thesis with 1 body paragraph containing 3 sentences) and went back to finish the DBQ. I finished the DBQ but it was rushed and wasn't very good at all.
Should I go take the CLEP? What will getting a low score on this exam do to me?
1 AnswerStandards & Testing8 years agoWhat was the state of the Russian peasantry between 1861 - 1905?
2 AnswersHistory8 years agoRelationship between the Franco-Prussian War and the rise of nationalism in Germany?
I'm preparing for the AP European Exam and this is one of the questions and I don't know!
4 AnswersHistory8 years agoBlack figure in my room!?
So last night at around 12AM I'm laying in bed on my phone when I see I shadowy humanoid figure walk from the end of my bed and disappear. Putting it off as nothing, I continued on my phone. I saw it again a few minutes later. This time, I turned on the lights and checked around the room, but found nothing. I put it off this time as just being tired. I went to sleep and thought nothing more of it.
About 20 minutes ago, around 10:45PM, I was laying in bed on my phone. I looked up and saw the SAME FIGURE AGAIN DO THIS SAME THING. I turned on my lights and checked around and I am now scared to death.
What the hell is this?!?!? I'm not asleep, this isn't sleep paralysis. I have never had anything paranormal happen to me.
Please give me some kind of info!!!
9 AnswersReligion & Spirituality8 years agoMy friends rarely ever hangout with me?
So I have this big group of friends, the "popular" group if you will. They all like me (or at least act like it) but rarely ever invite me to hangout. If I ask them what they're doing that night or if they wanna hangout, they ignore the text and then make up an excuse the next day about why they didn't reply.
For example: I dropped off my little brother tonight at his friends house and while leaving the neighborhood the whole group of friends recognized my car and ran over and acted all happy to see me and **** but didnt invite me to hangout or anything. They all hangout together almost every weekend. Without me.
I'm tired of being left out, what do I do?
1 AnswerFriends8 years agoWhat are some good Co-Op games for Xbox 360?
My friend and I enjoy playing co-op games together over Xbox live but we can't seem to find any good ones. We just recently finished dead island and we liked it.
Any suggestions?
4 AnswersVideo & Online Games8 years agoNo appetite and sensitive to sunlight?
I'm 16 and lately, I haven't had an appetite/been hungry at all. This is weird because I unusually eat a ton. I haven't been eating lunch and can't finish my breakfast or dinner because of it. Sunlight also gives me a headache, even if I'm in it for a little bit. It's not severe, but it's enough to make me not feel good/nauseas. I haven't been out of the country recently. Any ideas as to what this could be?
1 AnswerOther - Health8 years agoExtenuating circumstances for murder?
Say you were in a plane crash or something and stranded on an island away from civilization. While stranded, you killed another survivor. When rescued, you admit to the investigators that you did kill someone while stranded. Do all laws still apply here, even though you were not in the same conditions of a regular society?
5 AnswersLaw & Ethics8 years agoYellow exclamation point on the wifi icon?
My laptop keeps getting a yellow exclamation point on the wifi icon on the bottom right hand corner of the screen. I lose all Internet acess when it does this... How can I fix it? I don't think it's the wifi because its working fine on my Xbox and phone.
3 AnswersComputer Networking8 years agoThe use of aborted fetuses for stem cells?
I am presenting a persuasive speech about why the use of stem cells should be legal. For a side of my argument, I would like to say that it would be possible to use the stem cells from aborted fetuses, therefore their life would not go to waste.
Is this a valid concept?
2 AnswersBiology8 years agoPath for an aspiring surgeon/doctor?
I'm a sophomore in high school now and I want to become a doctor, preferably a surgeon. I know that the path is long and tough, from college to med school to residency, but I think I can do it as long as I set my mind to it.
Currently, my GPA is 3.79. It's not the greatest, but this is because I didn't try as hard as I could have my freshman year, as I thought B's were fine to get because I had no idea what I wanted to do as a career. Now, as a sophomore, I've been maintaining straight A's. I hope my GPA will rise as I get more A's my junior and senior years. I know I should be taking science classes, so I am in honors biology now, will be taking anatomy and honors chemistry next year, and possibly AP Biology my senior year. Any other classes you recommend?
I am about to began volunteering at a local Sentara hospital, but I was also wondering if I should take a class over the summer and become a Certified Nursing Assistant... opinions on that?
After high school, I plan on attending a college with a good pre-med program. I live in Virginia, so my top choices would be:
UVA (if I didn't get accepted right out of high school, I could attend UVA Wise or another community college)
William & Mary
Virginia Tech (I heard it has a pretty good pre-med program)
So, any advice or tips for me? Thank you!
2 AnswersMedicine8 years agoAnyone wanna play Minecraft for Xbox?
My friend and I are bored and wanna play with someone! My gamertag is xSHOCKd
3 AnswersVideo & Online Games9 years agoAffordable clothes at the mall?
I'm going shopping at the mall tomorrow and I'm tired of spending so much money at Pac Sun, but I like the style of clothes they have (teen based, surf & skate). Are there any similar, affordable stores?
3 AnswersFashion & Accessories9 years agoJust got a new cat, and my old one isn't very happy?
We've had just a regular black female cat as a pet for a few years, named Angel (although the name doesn't fit). Last night, we got a 2 month old female Himalayan kitten named Poof. When Angel saw her, she hissed and thew a fit and Poof got really scared. Angel is now in a pissy mood at the other side of the house. Will they eventually be nicer to each other?
5 AnswersCats9 years agoProofread my Spanish paragraph, por favor?
I´m in Spanish 3, so it might be a little rough... And please don't use Google translate!
Mis amigos y yo fuimos de las compras. Nosotros fuimos en un mercado al aire libre. Yo estaba buscando un regalo para mi hermana. Mis amigos mis fueron en busca de los adornos y las joyas. En uno puesto de mercado, yo queria un pintura para mi hermana. "¿Cuánto vale la pintura?" yo dicho. "La pintura vale cincuenta mil pesos." el cajero dicho. "Muy bien." yo dicho y compré la pintura. Luego, mis amigos y yo fuimos el puesto de mercado. "¿Te gusta el collar?" mi amigo dicho. "No, no me gusta este el collar, me gusta ése." yo dicho. "Sí, es bonita" él dicho. "¿Cual prefieres, esta cerámica o el vidrio vaso?" mi amiga dicha. "Prefiero el vidrio." yo dicho. "Bien, yo compro el vidrio vaso." ella dicha. Mis amigos y yo compramos un pintura, un vaso, y un collar.
1 AnswerLanguages9 years agoAm I right for disliking my stepdad?
First of all, I'm a 15 year old guy. My mom and dad got divorced when I was about 7/8 and my mom re-married a douche bag. He verbally/mentally abuses her, even got ARRESTED for pulling her hair out in public, but my mom bailed him out. He's a fat slob, always leaving messes behind and eating greasy *** **** on the computer and stuff. We've never really seen eye-to-eye. In 5th grade, I don't remember what I did but he came full on at me and called me a Pussy, ******, etc. I was effing 12 years old. I sobbed like a little kid since he was screaming all of these obscene words at me (wouldn't you). My mom tried to back me up, but then somehow it turned out to be my fault. Ever since then, I've been scared of him and have had 0 respect for him. Every time he's mad at me, my mom takes his side. ALWAYS. My sister (18) has already moved out to my dads because she was tired of their bullsh*t, but I'm too afraid to do that (she's 18, I'm 15). We've confronted my mom about him and she always defends him and after every big agrument "he'll change". My grandparents disowned my mom because of him, my mom hasn't spoken to her parents in 7+ years. I see my grandparents through my dad (and they aren't even related, but my dad thinks it's effed up for us to grow up without grandparents). But I'm not sure what to anymore. I'm literally getting emotional torn up. I just locked myself in the bathroom for a good 20 minutes and sobbed my eyes out (first time crying in years). What should I do?
1 AnswerFamily9 years ago