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Hope someone can help with my options......

I was caught speeding on the M62 two weeks ago by an unmarked police vehicle. My average speed was 96.48mph. I was told by the West Yorkshire Police officer that due to my average being over 95mph he was unable to issue me with a speeding ticket and that the matter would now be dealt with by the Magistrates. I believe I could be looking between 3-6 penalty points and a minimum fine of £60.

As I live in Manchester the prospect of travelling to Leeds for the court summons is something I am not looking forward to due to managerial work commitments. I am 28, have never been caught speeding before and this is my first motoring offence.

I believe there is an option not to appear in court and to accept whatever the Magistrates throw at me. Would appearing in court increase my chances of a more lenient decision regarding points and fines?

Any advice would be greatly received. Thanks

Mr B

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