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If you get "offended" by ANYTHING, or if you have ever said "That was inappropriate" I think you should jump now. If you listen to Opie and Anthony, you would understand the things I find funny. If you know of them and hate them, you probably wouldn't like me. And if you never heard of them get XM satilite radio. AND FOR GODSAKES USE SPELL CHECK IT"S RIGHT THERE JUST FOR YOU I have a warped sense of humor. I can find the funny in anything. I can't even list the things I can find funny at times, Yahoo would throw me off.

  • How many times does it take before this stupid Yahoo deletes my account?

    I think this place sucks, but in order to be sure to not get any more e-mails about how great it is, I need to have my account thrown away by the gods at yahoo.

    How many violations do I need to make that happen

    3 AnswersOther - Social Science1 decade ago
  • Is Obama really not allowed to be President?

    I heard about a law suit from some one in NJ that is protesting the fact that Obama was not born in the United States. And as we all know (I hope) A candidate for President MUST be born in the United States.

    So now what?

    10 AnswersElections1 decade ago
  • Do really long questions and answers bother you too?

    I cant stand it! Who wants to read 10 pages of an answer or a question.

    Why don't they just get to the point?

    11 AnswersOther - Society & Culture1 decade ago
  • Where are all the good looking people going?

    Have you noticed in America that there are fewer skinny, healthy, good looking people around?

    Most of what I see are fat lazy people that just sit around and don't even care that they are falling apart.

    3 AnswersOther - Society & Culture1 decade ago
  • Why do we all have to get along?

    What happened to the days when we were all different, and we enjoyed those differences?

    Unless your white. I was watching the news today, there was a mugger that has been very busy um mugging, and all they would say is he was about 30 years old, 6' tall and wearing a hooded sweat shirt.

    THAT DOESNT HELP, What color was he, what did he really look like, why can't we say these things any more? Even in a descriptive way, a way that could help save a life, We cant say he was a 30 year old black man with a scar on his left cheek wearing his pants half way down to his knees.

    That is not a stereo type, that is some dope running around mugging old ladies.

    8 AnswersOther - Cultures & Groups1 decade ago
  • Why don't people on Yahoo just go to the doctor?

    How many questions do we need about,

    a nasty discharge after a period

    or

    could I be pregnant

    or

    I have this growth on my face

    What the heck is wrong with these people that take the time to ask these questions here, but don't know to go to a doctor until 30 people tell them to.

    13 AnswersOther - General Health Care1 decade ago
  • What the heck could this dream mean?

    I will do the best I can to explain this.

    My ex-wife came to pick up my daughter, after she gets her I am walking to my car that wasn't there. So I was walking to the train and saw some people fishing. as I walked over to them, someone was casting their line and caught my thumb, I screamed and as i pulled the hook out, half my thumb fell off. I put it in my pocket and said I needed a ride to the hospital, but as we were going to the car to get to the hospital, we ended up in a mall. I was showing my thumb to alot of people and I was asking them something (I don't know what I was asking them)

    From there I was leaving a go go bar through the back entrance, there was a boat ramp and i had my boat there. While I was leaving, someone told me that one of the dancers (who I used to date in real life) had killed one of my kids.

    So now I still have half my thumb in my pocket and I am looking for this dancer to hurt her.

    Thats about it the best I can do to put it into words

    Any thoughts as to what this could mean?

    6 AnswersDream Interpretation1 decade ago
  • CHRISTIANS, what happens when you get divorced?

    I know all the divorced people in this world are not all Jews or some other religion, so what do you believe happens when a fellow Christian gets divorced? Are they no longer welcome in your home, your church, your heaven?

    12 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade ago
  • Was this too harsh of an answer about an Obama question.?

    Some one asked why you support Obama and this was my answer, I know it's getting late and I am tired, but was this too rough?

    Oh and DAN had had issue about abortion, This is what really set me off.

    I DONT, I happen to enjoy my second amendment right to own my weapon.

    and the FEW actual rights we have left in this falling country of ours

    Oh and ALL you people that talk about his policies and what he "promises" to do. The question I ask you is

    When does he plan on telling you HOW he is going to do it.

    You see he can't, he just spews what you sheep need to hear in order to vote for him. He has NO REAL PLAN, just empty promises.

    DAN did you (a guy) REALLY just have an issue with Obamas stance on the WOMANS right of choice?

    you should not vote EVER, go into the bathroom and open a vein!

    There was and is a separation of church and state. KEEP YOUR RELIGIOUS THOUGHTS TO YOURSELF, but dont vote the next leader of the "free world" based on a decsion YOU will never have to make.

    11 AnswersElections1 decade ago
  • Men only, Do you get hungry when you...?

    See a woman with a lovely set of mammaries.

    4 AnswersOther - Cultures & Groups1 decade ago
  • Christians, what do you think about this?

    Due to the fact that scientists have proven without doubt, that evolution is how we are all here today. The fact that dinosaurs roamed the earth millions and millions of years ago, and the time frame differs from your beliefs.

    Dont you think it might be time to accept a different belief? I am not saying give up God altogether, but at least be willing to believe that the writings of man (bible) (a very long time ago) could actually be incorrect

    21 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade ago
  • Why does "OMG" and "BFF" and others like that bother me so much?

    I don't understand how just a few letters stuck together could bother me so much, but I HAAAAATE it. I gets to me in such a way I want to bite the writers face.

    4 AnswersOther - Society & Culture1 decade ago
  • Have you ever seen spelling this bad EVER?

    I swear I did not make this up.

    This is a question that was posted today, and I just had to share it with you.

    Have we raligions problems ????

    I am a cotilic girl and my boyfriend is muslym.We live togeather 4 years from naw but his family dont now me and he dont wont me to meet tham.he is 35 and Iam only 23 do U think that he is not ready to commit at this age,couse every time I ask that he get his clouse and goes home but than comes back apologaizing .Please tall me what I to do do with this relationshep ...???

    9 AnswersWords & Wordplay1 decade ago
  • How contagious is HEP C?

    A coworker was just diagnosed with it and people in my office are getting nervous and I don't have any answers.

    7 AnswersInfectious Diseases1 decade ago
  • Does taking an anti inflammatory medication affect your erection?

    I've been on Celebrex for about 6 weeks, and have noticed my sex drive dissapear, and morning wood, not really happenening. could it be the meds?

    6 AnswersMen's Health1 decade ago
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    13 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade ago
  • Why is it always the other kid?

    Who are these kids. No one will ever admit that their child is the bad one. Its ALWAYS the other kids in school or just that one who is a bad influence.

    Do you think your child does no wrong on thier own?

    4 AnswersParenting1 decade ago
  • what drug was Erika Christensen doing in the movie Traffic?

    I got to watch some of the movie today, but no sound. I was at lunch in a small pub.

    3 AnswersMovies1 decade ago
  • What is the worst misspelled word you have seen here?

    I just struggled through the worst paragraph I have ever seen.

    As a second part to this question, why do people refuse to click the spell check?

    9 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade ago
  • What can I do special for my 5 year anniversary?

    Thats right today marks 5 years with my wife, and I would like to do something out of the ordinary.

    Any thoughts?

    8 AnswersMarriage & Divorce1 decade ago