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I just started a new job and the lady tolod me how to deactivate the freeze wear on the computer to update it (clean disk and defragment.) But I don't remember how. On the bottom right hand corner there is a picture of a polar bear. I have to take that off to be able to do anything to them computer... Help?

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How would you say this properly?

"Cataloged museum artifacts into database"

je vais les considerer de les mettre en mes papier dans la future.

I want to say that I will consider putting in her suggestions in my future papers.

Are the people who's in the picture notified? Especially if I cancelled a tag request?

I need to forward an email but I need to change some info. How can I do this without making it look obvious that I did it?

I went to Vegas and I met this guy who was much older than I am I'm 20 he's probably 40+. We started talking and he proposed to me and I said ok. so we had the ceremony and I was in a little white dress and he was in black clothes. and then we rented a hotel room. He kept asking me if I was a virgin because it was apparently very important because he didn't want to marry a slut and I kept saying yes. So when we "did it" it was very painful and I asked him to stop. He did, but he was so mad and kept saying that I thought he wasn't attractive enough and I kept crying and saying I was sorry and it wasn't true. So the next day I found out I was pregnant and he was so happy but I wasn't sure if I wanted the baby or not. then next thing I know my nose is bleeding and I feel really faint so we go to the hospital and the doctor says the baby is killing me. In my dream I'm thinking I should get an abortion but the doctor and my "husband" both say this isn't an option. What does this mean?

Even my friends admit it they don't ever call me ugly, but they don't ever really compliment me either (just on my apparently awesome personality) Everyone always calls my friends good looking and gorgeous and then when it comes to me they just keep quiet. I know it's all about the inside (and apparently everyone just LOVES my personality) but it still hurts my feelings. I know it's stupid, but I can't help feeling like a lesser version of them. What should I do to stop feeling this way?

And please don't give the bs about it's all about the inside. I'm not an idiot I realize I live in a pretty shallow world that is judged on appearances. Better looking people are more successful, more likely to find a mate, are treated with more respect etc.

I'm an atheist and my Christian and Muslim friends think I'm going to hell. My Christian friends outright told me. But my Muslim friends said "that's not for me to judge" but then later I heard quotations from the karan saying that disbelief was the most unforgivable sin. So I guess they all think I'm going to hell. I don't believe in hell but I don't know if I want to be friends with people who think I'm going to be eternally dammed. Would you?

Hi, I know this sounds like a troll question but it's really not. I have always dressed modestly but I have never covered my hair unless I would wear a toque or something. One time I wore a hijab to the bar as an experiment. (I didn't mean it to be disrespectful i did it for my Muslim friend who was having a hard time finding friends and didn't think she'd be let into the bar.) Wearing the hijab felt right. Ever since I've been wanting to cover my hair. The only problem is I'm an atheist and I don't want to be mistaken for Religious. Plus my family is atheist too and would disown me if they thought I was wearing it because I converted. Is there a way to cover your hair without wearing a scarf? Are there any Muslim girls that cover their hair without it being too obvious that they're doing it for modesty? I know this is a weird question but I'm not a troll and I honestly want to know.

He's also my friend. We became pretty good friends after they started going out but we knew each other before. I know he really likes me as a friend. But sometimes he'll say that I look like a real *****. So I finally asked him what he meant and he said I had a bitchy smile, bitchy hair, bitchy clothes, and a bitchy face.

What does tht mean?

The other night I was playing truth or dare with my friends when this question came up would I kiss this guy for $50 I said I would do it. Then he looked at me and said "hmmmm would I kiss you for $50?...... hmmmmm.... I guess......Wait do you have any cold sores?" I said "no" so then he said "Ok then I would do it."

But he really had to think about it which tells me I'm physically unattractive. Any suggestions on how to change that?

I'm in university, and I am going to a formal that's only for students. It's just a fun thing that the students union in my university puts on with dinner and a dance. I have this really short black dess that I'm going to wear. It is just a few inches below my butt. You can't see my butt at all it's just very short. Now I have these bright red fishnet pantyhose that I could wear with a pair of bright red heels, or I could wear blue tights with purple flats trust me it actually looks nice) I've never worn fishnets before but are they to tacky/slutty? My friends say it's ok but Im a pretty modest person.

I'm 19 almost 20 and I'm dating a 36 year old man. I am in university and work a part time job to pay the rent. He doesn't have a job, he sits at home all day playing guitar hero. He's extremely depressed so I cook, clean, pay the bills and the rent. On weekends I bake him his favourite cookies to try to cheer him up.

I have suggested he go seek professional help. I even said I would help pay for it. (I told him I would use some of my student loan money) He says that he doesn't have the energy to talk about his feelings to a complete stranger.

He's a sweet guy, and I feel bad for him but I am getting tired. I don't want to leave him in his time of need, but I feel obliged to stay until he can get up on his feet.

Tell me how do I convince him to seek professional help? A part of me wants to just leave him and say screw it. But I would feel like an awful person and you shouldn't leave people in their time of need right? I would feel awful if he commited suicide and I don't know if I'd be able to forgive myself for the rest of my life.

I'm 19 almost 20 and I'm dating a 36 year old man. I am in university and work a part time job to pay the rent. He doesn't have a job, he sits at home all day playing guitar hero. He's extremely depressed so I cook, clean, pay the bills and the rent. On weekends I bake him his favourite cookies to try to cheer him up.

I have suggested he go seek professional help. I even said I would help pay for it. (I told him I would use some of my student loan money) He says that he doesn't have the energy to talk about his feelings to a complete stranger.

He's a sweet guy, and I feel bad for him but I am getting tired. I don't want to leave him in his time of need, but I feel obliged to stay until he can get up on his feet.

Tell me how do I convince him to seek professional help? A part of me wants to just leave him and say screw it. But I would feel like an awful person and you shouldn't leave people in their time of need right? I would feel awful if he commited suicide and I don't know if I'd be able to forgive myself for the rest of my life.

I've recently fell in love with hats. I love big pretty hats, bonnets, fedoras, female bowler hats etc. I'm 19 so how can I wear these hats without looking like a freak of nature? I'm a university student and I'm not rich so I can't get away with the "Haute couture look" Also where can I buy inexpensive fedorah hats?

I'm born on the cusp of sag and capricorn. (dec 21) sometimes it says I'm sag other times it says I'm cap. So are there different personality traits for cuspies?

I`m a 19 year old female

This is merely out of curiousity and I'm not trying to say you're wrong or right so please don't take this the wrong way.

I know Christians are monotheists and God is God and Jesus is the prophet. So Jesus is the son of God and Jesus is divine like God.

Some Christians tell me that Jesus is God. Is that true? If he is God then how is he the son of God? If he`s not God then are you not polytheistic because you believe that there is more than one grand divinity?

I was at a dance recently when this guy came up to 2 of my friends and said "I'm a nice guy really just give me a chance" they both ignored him. He then came up to me and said "If you give me 5 minutes of your time I'll buy you a drink and we can talk" I knew what he'd said to my other 2 friends because I was standing right there right with them. I thought it was pretty bad to try to pick up 3 girls who are right next to each other so i said "A word of advice don't sound desperate when you're trying to pick up girls."

He came closer to me and whispered

"Hey I know you're desperate" I was shocked I didn't know what to say so all I said was "How can you tell?" he said "I fucked many girls in my day and I can tell" He then got down on his knees and started begging me to let him buy me a drink or as many as I wanted any kind I wanted. He begged me for 5 minutes of my time so he could explain why he's a douche-bag.

Does this mean I really am desperate. I mean he sounds desperate to me and he thinks I am. What would you say?