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1 AnswerFantasy Sports6 years agoSERIOUS QUESTION-NOT A JOKE-LOOKING FOR HELP-THANKS!!?
i remember reading a story on the origin of catholic nuns but where or exact details escape me.
the story went that the nuns were originally inhabitants of the greek island of lesbos where the cult of sappho lived and that the catholic church recruited the cult into catholicism which is how they became all female since the cult consisted of lesbians
ive checked wikipedia and official catholic sites but nothing .as if the catholic sites would admit something like that!! LOL !
sound familiar to anyone?? thanks!!
3 AnswersReligion & Spirituality8 years agoQUESTION ON BIBLE RULES ?
please help me clarify a few things...
1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female,
provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine
claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify?
Why can’t I own Canadians?
2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus
21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her
period of Menstrual uncleanliness – Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I
tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a
pleasing odor for the Lord – Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They
claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2
clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill
him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?
6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an
abomination, Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I
don’t agree. Can you settle this? Are there ‘degrees’ of abomination?
7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a
defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my
vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?
8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around
their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How
should they die?
9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me
unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different
crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two
different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse
and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble
of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16. Couldn’t we
just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people
who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)
8 AnswersReligion & Spirituality8 years agoSERIOUS QUESTION-NOT A JOKE-LOOKING FOR HELP-THANKS!!?
i remember reading a story on the origin of catholic nuns but where or exact details escape me.
the story went that the nuns were originally inhabitants of the greek island of lesbos where the cult of sappho lived and that the catholic church recruited the cult into catholicism which is how they became all female since the cult consisted of lesbians
ive checked wikipedia and official catholic sites but nothing .as if the catholic sites would admit something like that!! LOL !
sound familiar to anyone?? thanks!!
6 AnswersReligion & Spirituality8 years agoPossible to mod NBA 2k11 PC to get Super Mario player model?
I'm wondering because I just bought it and I'd like to MOD my player models and get like Super Mario, along with Luigi maybe... I thought it would be fun.
Does anyone know if this already exists and I can just download it somewhere?
Or perhaps you guys have some thought on how I would do this?
I've checked google and youtube. no luck.
1 AnswerVideo & Online Games10 years agowhat is with the "no chance without..." names people use ?
i really do not know .if someone does please fill me in!
thanks and happy new year!
6 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade agoany lunar eclipse watching parties in houston?
where would be the best place to watch in houston?
1 AnswerAstronomy & Space1 decade agoGod Questionnaire!.....? God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage.....?
God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to better serve your needs, He asks that you take a few moments to answer the following questions. Please keep in mind that your responses will be kept completely confidential, and that you need not disclose your name or address unless you prefer a direct response to comments or suggestions.
1. How did you find out about God?
__ Newspaper
__ Television
__ Word of mouth
__ Tabloid
__ Bible
__ Torah
__ Other Book
__ Divine Inspiration
__ Near Death Experience
__ Burning Shrubbery
2. Which model God did you acquire?
__ Father, Son & Holy Ghost Triplet
__ Yoweh
__ Jehova
__ Jesus
__ Alah
__ Satan
__ God
__ G-d
__ None of the above, I was taken in by a false god
3. Did your God come to you undamaged, with all parts in good working
order and with no obvious breakage or missing attributes?
__ Yes
__ No
If no, please describe the problems you initially encountered here:
______________________________________…
4. What factors were relevent in your decision to acquire a god?
Please check all that apply.
__ Indoctrinated by parents
__ Indoctrinated by society
__ Needed a reason to live
__ Needed focus in who to despise
__ Imaginary friend grew up
__ Hate to think for myself
__ Fear of death
__ Wanted to meet girls/boys
__ Wanted to **** off parents
__ Needed a day away from work
__ Desperate need for certainty
__ Like Organ Music
__ Need to feel Morally Superior
__ My shrubbery caught fire and told me to do it
5. Have you ever worshipped a God before?
__ Yes
__ No
If Yes, which false god were you fooled by? Please check all that apply.
__ Odin
__ Cthulhu
__ Zeus
__ Appolo
__ Ra
__ Barney T.B.P.D.
__ The great Spirit
__ The Great Pumpkin
__ The Sun
__ The Moon
__ The Bomb
__ The Almighty Dollar
__ A burning cabbage
__ Left Wing Liberalism
__ Bill Clinton
__ Other: ________________
6. Are you currently using any other source of inspiration in addition to God? Please check all that apply.
__ Tarot
__ Astrology
__ Fortune cookies
__ Psychic Friends Network
__ Television
__ Palmistry
__ Self-help books
__ Dianetics
__ Biorythms
__ Tea Leaves
__ ESP
__ Mantras
__ Crystals
__ Pyramids
__ Wandering around a desert
__ Lottery
__ Insurance policies
__ Barney T.B.P.D.
__ Barney Fife
__ Playboy and/or Playgirl
__ Jimmy Swaggert
__ Human Sacrifice
__ Burning Shrubbery
__ Ann Landers
__ Bill Clinton
__ Sex, Drugs and Rock and Roll
__ Obama
__ None
__ Other: _______________
7. God employs a limited degree of Divine Intervention to preserve the balanced level of felt presence and blind faith. Which would you prefer (circle one)?
a. More Divine Intervention
b. Less Divine Intervention
c. Current level of Divine Intervention is just right
d. Don't know...what's Divine Intervention?
8. God also attempts to maintain a balanced level of disasters and miracles. Please rate on a scale of 1 - 5 his handling of the following (1=unsatisfactory, 5=excellent):
A. Disasters
flood 1 2 3 4 5
famine 1 2 3 4 5
earthquake 1 2 3 4 5
war 1 2 3 4 5
pestilence 1 2 3 4 5
plague 1 2 3 4 5
SPAM 1 2 3 4 5
AOL 1 2 3 4 5
George Bush 1 2 3 4 5
B. Miracles
rescues 1 2 3 4 5
spontaneous remissions 1 2 3 4 5
stars hovering over towns 1 2 3 4 5
crying statues 1 2 3 4 5
water changing to wine 1 2 3 4 5
walking on water (other than the Hudson) 1 2 3 4 5
talking flaming shrubbery 1 2 3 4 5
VCRs that set their own clocks 1 2 3 4 5
Obama's election 1 2 3 4 5
Good Luck!
4 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade agoHypothetically can a cable company fine you for having pirated cable?
Hypothetically can a cable company fine you for having pirated cable? Or even throw you in jail?
Hypothetically, I order comcast cable internet, and they come over, and see that there is pirated cable TV.
Hypothetically, what it the possible circumstances/consequences
note the pirated cable isn't their services.
2 AnswersOther - Hardware1 decade agoSony vegas pro 8.0 problems!?
When i try to import a video clip. this is what i get.
Warning: an error occurred while opening one or more files. this is an unsupported format. Now that I have bought a new, Pinnacle dazzle dvd recorder. its fine. but the main problem is. When I transfer a video from another computer through a flash drive memory stick, it doesnt work it gives me that error. its weird. I cant open it unless its from the computer with sony vegas. even if its made with windows movie maker and imported to sony vegas. it wont work :( (btw im using a dazzle dvd recorder to record me playing xbox 360.) so please help, oh and btw. when I import a video file thats made by a dazzle the preview screen is all half of the entire screen is black and only the bottom half is showing a very bit of the video. please help me!! thank you :)
2 AnswersCamcorders1 decade agowhy do all the so called "curses" or "chants" or "spells" always have to rhyme?
like this:
Arch angel dark angel, lend me thy light. through death's veil till we have heaven in sight.
as if that gives it more power! LOL
what the hell is that all about?
7 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade agoWhy wont sony vegas pro 8.0 open a wmv file?
I tried importing my video which is a wmv type. and it says sony vegas does not support this. is there anyway how to fix this problem or anything? thank you.
1 AnswerSoftware1 decade agosaw this and thought i would share it?
God Questionnaire!.....?
God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to better serve your needs, He asks that you take a few moments to answer the following questions. Please keep in mind that your responses will be kept completely confidential, and that you need not disclose your name or address unless you prefer a direct response to comments or suggestions.
1. How did you find out about God?
__ Newspaper
__ Television
__ Word of mouth
__ Tabloid
__ Bible
__ Torah
__ Other Book
__ Divine Inspiration
__ Near Death Experience
__ Burning Shrubbery
2. Which model God did you acquire?
__ Father, Son & Holy Ghost Triplet
__ Yoweh
__ Jehova
__ Jesus
__ Alah
__ Satan
__ God
__ G-d
__ None of the above, I was taken in by a false god
3. Did your God come to you undamaged, with all parts in good working
order and with no obvious breakage or missing attributes?
__ Yes
__ No
If no, please describe the problems you initially encountered here:
______________________________________…
4. What factors were relevent in your decision to acquire a god?
Please check all that apply.
__ Indoctrinated by parents
__ Indoctrinated by society
__ Needed a reason to live
__ Needed focus in who to despise
__ Imaginary friend grew up
__ Hate to think for myself
__ Fear of death
__ Wanted to meet girls/boys
__ Wanted to **** off parents
__ Needed a day away from work
__ Desperate need for certainty
__ Like Organ Music
__ Need to feel Morally Superior
__ My shrubbery caught fire and told me to do it
5. Have you ever worshipped a God before?
__ Yes
__ No
If Yes, which false god were you fooled by? Please check all that apply.
__ Odin
__ Cthulhu
__ Zeus
__ Appolo
__ Ra
__ Barney T.B.P.D.
__ The great Spirit
__ The Great Pumpkin
__ The Sun
__ The Moon
__ The Bomb
__ The Almighty Dollar
__ A burning cabbage
__ Left Wing Liberalism
__ Bill Clinton
__ Other: ________________
6. Are you currently using any other source of inspiration in addition to God? Please check all that apply.
__ Tarot
__ Astrology
__ Fortune cookies
__ Psychic Friends Network
__ Television
__ Palmistry
__ Self-help books
__ Dianetics
__ Biorythms
__ Tea Leaves
__ ESP
__ Mantras
__ Crystals
__ Pyramids
__ Wandering around a desert
__ Lottery
__ Insurance policies
__ Barney T.B.P.D.
__ Barney Fife
__ Playboy and/or Playgirl
__ Jimmy Swaggert
__ Human Sacrifice
__ Burning Shrubbery
__ Ann Landers
__ Bill Clinton
__ Sex, Drugs and Rock and Roll
__ Obama
__ None
__ Other: _______________
7. God employs a limited degree of Divine Intervention to preserve the balanced level of felt presence and blind faith. Which would you prefer (circle one)?
a. More Divine Intervention
b. Less Divine Intervention
c. Current level of Divine Intervention is just right
d. Don't know...what's Divine Intervention?
8. God also attempts to maintain a balanced level of disasters and miracles. Please rate on a scale of 1 - 5 his handling of the following (1=unsatisfactory, 5=excellent):
A. Disasters
flood 1 2 3 4 5
famine 1 2 3 4 5
earthquake 1 2 3 4 5
war 1 2 3 4 5
pestilence 1 2 3 4 5
plague 1 2 3 4 5
SPAM 1 2 3 4 5
AOL 1 2 3 4 5
George Bush 1 2 3 4 5
B. Miracles
rescues 1 2 3 4 5
spontaneous remissions 1 2 3 4 5
stars hovering over towns 1 2 3 4 5
crying statues 1 2 3 4 5
water changing to wine 1 2 3 4 5
walking on water (other than the Hudson) 1 2 3 4 5
talking flaming shrubbery 1 2 3 4 5
VCRs that set their own clocks 1 2 3 4 5
Obama's election 1 2 3 4 5
Good Luck!
9 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade agoDvi video card help DVI WITH S VIDEO?
So I have a video card. and it's a DVI
I have a monitor with an S Video (no DVI slot)
and the video card also has S Video.
can I just use S video, instead of having to buy an actual DVI monitor??
1 AnswerMonitors1 decade agowhy do believers say "i have faith"? shouldnt they say "i assume"?.........?
as in "i have faith that god is watching" but i think they should say "i assume god is watching"
because thats what they are doing,assuming that god is there.
so essentially having faith is assuming.
what do you all think?
19 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade agowhy do believers say "its better to be safe then sorry" when you say "there is no evidence of god"?
then they will say "if your wrong your going to hell but if im wrong nothing happens to me"
why do they say those things??????
very frustrating!!!
8 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade agoWhere can I find Snapple Apple in houston tx. Anyone know?
Where can I find Snapple Apple in Houston, TX. Anyone know?
I really can't find it anywhere?
Apparently they have em in Los Angeles, New York, and New Jersey.
Please don't tell me it's unhealthy. I would ask about the health benefits about it if that were that case.
I just miss this drink so bad. If you don't know where to find it, please don't post here.
3 AnswersNon-Alcoholic Drinks1 decade agoWould I get copyrighted for selling Magic the gathering T shirts on ebay?
Would I get copyrighted for selling Magic the gathering T shirts on ebay?
I'm just wondering... a lot of people sell things on ebay, anyway... I have Magic the Gathering shirts I made, but they're not licensed by Wizards of the Coast (Magic the gathering) do you think I can get Copyrighted?
3 AnswersLaw & Ethics1 decade agoChicken pox scab question?
I had chicken pox for about a week now, I never scratched any on my face, but now they're all scabbed over. I recently 'rubbed' one of my face scabs and it sorta broke it. it didn't fall off, but it was kinda hanging on there. went to sleep, next morning it's OFF with a hole in the middle, chances are I did scratch it in my sleep, so will I be scarred? Or if I didn't scratch will I still be scarred if my scab just fell off?
also, since my scabs off. should I put anything on the mark? like an anti-scar cream or something...
2 AnswersInfectious Diseases1 decade agoEthernet Splitter question?
I have a Airlink Powerline Turbo 85Mbps Ethernet Adapter APL8511 (not entirely sure on the code, but it probably doesn't even matter) and I was wondering, can I attach an ether net splitter to it? Well I know I can. but it will actually work?
1 AnswerComputer Networking1 decade ago