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Opponent casts Karn the planeswalker. plays the -4 ability that exiles a target creature, can i respond to it by playing a spell or an ability that sacrifices target creature to fizzle his target? like

1. karn targets vampire hexmage, i sac hexmage. what happends?

2. karn targets some creature, i respond by playing momentous fall. what happends?

thanks in advance

opponent bolts my steppe lynx and i refract trap it to his warren instigator, he then plays apostle's blessing to his warren instigator. so what will be the outcome?

my opponent tells me refractions fizzles and he still gets to bolts my steppe lynx.

is that correct?

It sucks to have sfm banned, i just recently built my deck. Luckily I didn't waste too much since it does not have a TMS.

Anyways. Any of you guys can post me an artifact deck list that recently topped a high level competition? no links please.

Thanks in advance

are there any difference on the legality of cards/expansions valid for playing in this tournament?

no links please. thanks in advance

my main problem are mass removal decks like cruel grixis, jund, decks that burn my creatures(RDW, boros). please help me with what to board in and what to board out when playing against this decks i mentioned

my deck list goes

lands (23)

4 ancient ziggurat

4 arid mesa

3 rootbound crag

3 sunpetal

5 plains

3 mountains

1 forest

creatures

4 kabira evangel

4 kazandu blademaster

4 bloodbraid elf

4 hada freeblade

4 harabaz druid

4 hakoum battleslinger

3 oran rief, survivalist

3 bushwacker

2 ranger of eos

2 talus paladin

spells (3)

3 naya charm

sb

2 dauntless escort

3 celestial purge

2 adjani vengeant

3 mana barbs (highly effective against azorious decks)

1 vioent outburst

1 talus paladin (against boros/rdw)

3 lightning bolt

note:

i got no problem playing against aggro decks, my only problem is when playing against decks who takes out my creature one by one. i've been playing FNM's and i've been losing on the very last match of the night

need help on how i can enhance my SB, thanks in advance

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1.) can someone please explain how does o-ring target emrakul

2.) is there any sanction if a player forgets to draw, here's the case, a player forgets to draw and immediately plays jace's brainstorm ability. then ask a judge if he could draw. any sanction to that kind of incident?

3. i'm planning to buy a box of booseter box, which is a better expansion? roe, worldwake or zendikar?

4. any card worth keeping from the shadowmoor block?

5. my opponent play Knight of Reliquary's ability, i "before" it with bant charm causing it to tap, the judge says KOR has priority since it costs a sacrifice to activate? would KOR be given priority or it will be tapped by my bant charm.

6. Bloobraid Elf and Ranger of Eos are going out next cycle, are there any big four drops in standard format that i can use for my naya ally deck aside from Vengevine? any advice for my sideboard. bant charm is fun to use but pretty difficult to cast because of its casting cost.

1.) if a creature i control gets oblivion ring or journey to nowhere by my opponent,during my turn i cast a spell to destroy o-ring or journey, would my creature previously exiled by o-ring or journey will still be affected by summoning sickness?

2.) if my opponent activates gideons ability for all my creatures to attack gideon.

and my creature has annihilator, in response to the effect of annihilator during my attack phase my opponent sacrifices gideon, is it still declared/considered that my creatures are attacking gideon? (if so that sucks)

3.) if my creature sovereigns of the lost allara attacks alone and fetches eldrazi conscription, would the annihilator effect from the eldrazi conscription still gets activated considering that it was only attached to my creature after it has already declared its attack?

4.) if both player's lives are down to three. and he casts blightning against me, in response, i play lightning bolt and targets the player. how will the game be decided? is it a win for me because my lightning bolt was an instant respect the stack of spells and the game declared as a draw?

im from the philippines and i would like to know how much? including the shipping costs and everything

and i drew summoning trap and other spells that makes you draw a card or search for it, like fetch lands, tutors, or another carver demon

i also like fate stay night, brotherhood alchemist, read or die, death note, greed island

i don't like the greyman, the story line just sucked in a lot of fillers and other irrelevant episodes

please give me credible sources, i don't accept wikipedia and other links.

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So the first man replies: “Well, for a while I’ve suspected my wife has been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch her red-handed. As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching around didn’t reveal where this other guy could have been hiding. Finally, I went out to the balcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing, 25 floors above ground! By now I was really mad, so I started beating on him and kicking him, but wouldn’t you know it, he wouldn’t fall off. So finally I went back into my apartment and got a hammer and starting hammering on his fingers. Of course, he couldn’t stand that for long, so he let go and fell—but even after 25 stories, he fell into the bushes, stunned but okay. I couldn’t stand it anymore, so I ran into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge and threw it over the edge where it landed on him, killing him instantly. But all the stress and anger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died there on the balcony.”

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The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about heaven being full, and again asks for his story.

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The third man came to the front of the line, and again Peter explained that heaven was full and asked for his story.

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<i'm sorry if this has been posted earlier, but i'm having a good laugh here at the office while reading this>

i'm really having a bad day here at the office. best answer gets a sure 10 points

who gets to play for the confed cup? how do they qualify? and CONACAF? concaf? sorry dont know the exact term

when did real madrid buy him? how much? when? would like a in-depth story on his transfer and deal with real madrid. no links please

need tips on how to help me improve my knowledge on team play. defensive and attacking tactics

just want to have an idea on that