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I have, for the past few weeks been really disoriented. I wake up really dizzy and nauseous. I have been really forgetful and have even forgotten almost every detail of some days (such as waking up and forgetting what I did the past few days). My mind has been running slower at some points. Somedays I wake up extremely disoriented and dizzy and throw up and stay that way all day, others I will just be slightly dizzy all day. You can rule out morning sickness, I am a male. You can rule out drugs and alcohol, I ship out to basic soon and have already been tested for drugs, and I volunteer firefight and am on call all the time so I can't drink either. A lot of people are noticing a yellowish tint in my eyes as well that isn't normal. I know your not all doctors but what would you think this sounds like? I can't go see a doctor either, I don't want to worry anybody with that.

i have a low metabolism, i gained 15 pounds in 2 months by eating about 1700 calories or less a day, i run aroud 4-8 miles a day and will be doing 12-20 a day soon, i weightlift twice a day 5 days a week and 1-2 times on weekends. how can i boost my metabolism? parents wont let me take anything for it cause they get instantly angry if i talk about weight diet or health in any way and they say my metabolism isnt low, but i did bad diet last year and it lowered metabolism (600 calorie diet and heavy workouts)

back in 1888 there was a man who was curious what the future would hold.His name was John. He knew this scientist who always did crazy things in this secluded shack in the woods. So he decided to give him the idea of a time machine. He walked into the shack to find the time machine had already been built and the scientist needed people to test it. John wanted to see if the murders perpetrated by jack the ripper would ever be solved and if he would ever be caught.He then recived a communicator watch So he travels to 1932 and is not pleased. There was a depression and the murders where not solved. So then he travels to 1890 to see if he will ever marry the girl of his dreams. He arrives at the time pereod to see her corpse laying at his feet and a man in a trenchcoat slowly walking away. He chases the man and questions him. The man denies noticing the body and walks off. So he wants to travel back to 1889 to stop that from happening but the scientist does not comply. He claims to have a mechanical malfunction. So John then hunts down this man and questions him. The man denies any claim of being the murderer. Then John sneaks to his basement and finds his dream girls corpse on a table and her organs being harvested. He runs at the man taking his organs and gets stabbed. The man that was questioned comes down and lays john on a table. John concludes this must be the ripper. They are about to cut him open when he grabs the knife and wrenches it from his hand. He then cuts jacks accomplace across the face and puts the knife in his shoulder. He then kicks jack in the nose and staggers out. When they awake they are not pleased. The scientist fixed the malfunction and teleported him to 1889. He was face to face with a tall,bloody nosed murderer when he arrived. He ducked and hit jack in the windpipe. He noticed jack had the same watch as him. Before he could think jack takes the knife and drives it under his ribcage, twisting it slowly. Then a cop sees him and shoots at jack and misses. So jack slits the cops throat and in that time John gets away. He goes and hunts down the scientist.He finds him and interrogates him. He ended up killing him by beating him to death. Then the machine went haywire and sent him and jack to 2040. They where in the middle of a battleground with strange machines. A marine saw John and handed him a usp 45.. it was a handgun that was quite new to him. Then marine was bleeding out and before John knew what was going on large tenticals picked up the marine and ripped his skin off. He was still alive and it was sucking his life out of him. So John ran away, shooting at the tenticals as he ran. He found a bunker and was questioned by american forces. They where in the middle of the rescource wars and also there was a parasite going around that mutated its host. So after he was checked he was asked to join the U.S. forces. He agreed and trained for years with them. Then he became infantry. He got up to major and worked well with his squad. one day they where infiltrating a chinese camp and before they started their assault they saw everything blow up around them. Chinese troops ran out of buildings on fire and in agony. They where confused until they saw a russian force mowing down the survivors. They got behind the russians and started picking them off. Then John saw a familiar face running at him. It was jack. Before he could react jack had him pinned and was trying to slit his throat. He fought him while the battle raged around him. Jack drove the knife into his chest and he collapsed. Jack pulled it out and was about to cut his throat when another infantryman shot Jack in the side of the head and Jack slumped lifelessly to the ground. Then he got up and was airlifted out. the U.S. had won this battle. Then everything went to hell as unknown lifeforms stormed the camp. They where human like but had tenticals. They ripped the infantry to shreds. John recovered and went back to battle the next month. He was storming a russian bunker and it was going well. He was checking a small room and he was jumped by a man with a huge scar running across his face. The man shot him in the kneecap and kicked him in the temple. He then took his combat knife and held John hostage. John realized that this was Jacks accomplace and he then shoved the mans arm up and rolled out of the position. The accompolace was then mowed down by U.S. forces. they where about to celebrate when they got a transmission saying that a large force of unknown organisms where engaging chinese hostiles. The U.S. forces where leaving the bunker and about to board the chopper. Then the chopper got hit with a javelin missile. John was on the ground covered in blood and the chinese remenants where killing everyone around him. They where all clustered around the demolished chopper and all his allies where dead so he then took a grenade in each hand, pulled the pin, sprinted at the chineese forces and dived right in the center of the squad.

There was once a man named seymour. He lived in a dimly lit underground mine. He only came out between 1am and 4am, and he feasted on souls of small amish childern and puppies. The police didnt know why there was so many random amish corpses of small children and puppies littering the streets near the mine. So one day one of the cops has the wise idea to go into the mine. He gets to an abandoned shack inside the mine, He opens it to find a sleeping man about 8'6 and looking about 140 pounds, very malnourished and sickly. He awoke the man and attempted to question him. The man got up and knocked him out with surprising strength. The cop awoke terrified tied to a chair outside the mine, it was 1:39 am and the murderer was directily in front of him with a knife and some lemons. He then slowly skinned the cop alive and drenched him in lemon juice. Then he placed the skinless cop in the lobby of the police station, he cut the power and ran away. The cop watching the station tried to help him because he was skinless and screaming in pain but as soon as the cop touched him he burst into flames and burned to death, also lighting his friend on fire and when the cop got the flames off him he looked at his skinless co-worker who is now a pile of charred flesh,ash,and bones on a chair. So the dead cops partner goes into the cave with 3 other cops to investigate, and they got deep in the cave and found nothing, so they begin to leave when they heard a sickening noise, they turned around to see one of the cops dead by a pick axe into one temple and outside the other. so they get out their guns and start yelling. but the cop just slumps down and nobody is there. So they do deeper and start to investigating when one of the other cops goes missing, so now its just 2 cops left and as the partner is about to leave and wait for backup the cop next to him gets a pick-axe driven through the roof of his mouth and out of the forehead and blood sprayed all over the partner, so he runs out and then re-enters with backup. they find nothing so he leaves. back at his house he hears a noise around 2:47 am, he wakes up to check it out, he goes downstairs and sees his wife and kids, also one of the cops that went missing, the cop was skinned alive and his muscle fibers were being ripped out by fish hooks, it was still happening while he watched in shock. Then the murderer drenched the victim in saltwater and vinegar and ripped out his eyes with fishhooks, then he takes the partners gun that he stole and shot the cop in the back of the head, then he moved on to the son. He peeled off the kids face using his long dirty broken fingernails. He then ate the kids flesh. The partner just watched because he was injected with a drug that paralyzed him by an accomplace that got into the house while the cop was being killed and stabbed him in the back with the drug, he watched as his son slowly was eaten alive. The the wife was forced to drink hydrochloric acid and it melted her organs. then as he about killed the cop the swat team broke down the door and chased him out, he amazingly got away because he was quick and agile. Then the drug wore off and the Partner drove to the cave, got a shotgun, and charged into the cave. He found it littered with the brutalized bodies of tons of swat team members.Then the killer charged him with a pick-axe and he shot him with his shotgun. he stumbled but kept running. The cop then unloaded 7 more slugs into him and he dropped. He then took the pick-axe and bashed it through his skull. As he was leaving the killer got up and threw the pick-axe into his kneecap shattering it. The partner fell to the floor. Then the killer ripped out his intestines and strangled him to death with them. Then he went back into the cave to find a barely alive swat member. He ripped out his veins and flossed with them. Then he shoved a dead puppy down the swat members throat. Then he found another lucky survivor groaning in agony and ripped his skull in half. He lived quietly in the mine feasting on the town police force for many years after that.

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august 5 2011

seven kids go in a cave,they are about 15 years old, there names are george,larry,kendall,ralph,sidney,amanda,and roger

they come across a unusually dark corner so they send larry it to stand in it, only for a second, so he does, then these dark spiderlike claws dig into his shoulders, go through his leg,through his arms, hes bleeding and screaming and it pulls him up into the ceiling, so they try escapeing, but it caved in, and they wandered around the cave looking for an exit, they saw an unusually red glowing light and went toward it, they saw larry suspended by the claws and bleeding, he was trying to speak but blood was gushing out of his mouth, he was saying that they abandoned him, and that they are going to die, then he had a sezire and died, so then he was pulled back up and eaten, the kids wandered around more and saw an odd shadow, they ignored it until it got very close, they stared at it for a second and then froze, it was a spider looking thing, so they run, sadly amanda and roger where closest, amanda was killed instantly by a claw through the eye, roger wasnt so lucky, he had 2 claws through his kneecaps and it dragged him away, george chased after them but after the sounds of his footsteps faded he was left behind, and then the group went farther and saw a door, and went into it to see a dimly lit lab with a crazed scientist mumbling to himself in a corner, he had c4 and a detonator in his hand, and a 357.magnum on the table, the c4 was in his lap, and the kids talked him down, he warned them that these experements where violent and they where once human, he told of how he abducted small children and exposed them to chemicals, kendall then picked up the magnum and ralph got the detonator out of his hand and sidney got the c4 and then kendall shot the scientist between the eyes, then as they where leaving the room kendall stops, puts the gun to his head and shoots himself, ralph picked up the gun and they continued through the cave, they came across another room, they went in and the room was littered with the mutilated bodies of small children, they left the room and found a small hole in the cave, they then blew a hole in the cave and escaped, exept they didnt know how to handle c4 very well and ralph was killed in the blast, then as sidney is exiting the cave george comes crawling over, covered in blood, angry as hell, and picked up the gun she left on the floor and is about to shoot her when she runs over and crushes his windpipe under her shoe and gets the gun, she goes back to her hous and its late, there is an eerie silence when she gets there and looks around, here is blood everywhere and the power is out, so she goes in the kitches to see the mangled corpses of her family and then she runs out of the house, she hears the things in the woods surrounding her so she waits, one dosent see her and she jumps up and shoots it in the head, it slumps down and then she finds a shack, she goes in and sees one of her friends who wasnt with them, his corpse is half eaten and rotting, so she runs out, and she goes into town screaming for help but its deserted, every building she finds it covered in corpses and blood, she sees one slowly walking through an alley and hides, it sees her and charges, she shoots it but anoter hears the gunshot and jumps off the roof and stabs her through both calves, she drops the gun and twitches in pain and cant even scream, she is dragged through the streets and it makes a terrible bone chilling sound and more start to come, they start eating her alive right there, shes still concious and they pass a corpse with a knife on it, she takes it and cuts off her legs and starts to crawl away, she makes it into a building and they dont notice, they keep eating the legs, she hides in an office and hears noises outside,its them they are coming up for her, after an agonizing 10 seconds the sounds stop and she hears artillery fire, the military has come to save her, she stops the bleeding from her legs with cloths stolen from corpses and her other wounds arent so bad, she crawls for a window and sees the monsters lit on fire and being shot with acr's and m16's and artillery, the military overruns the town, she notices a mother and her baby was in the room with her, frozen in fear, an infantry team comes to the room, she begs them to save her but they just shoot her in the head, then her child, they see the injured girl and shoot a few m16 rounds into her chest, shes dead, the military covers it up and says it was a disease that wiped out the small town, but what they didnt know is that one of the experements breached the perimeter they set and it was carrying eggs, it hatched them in a cave and they multiplied and the fun was about to start for another town

for airsoft season me and my team are planning on 5am runs up to 10 miles, weightlifting class or P.E. during school, and about 2 hours at gym after school b4 work, and currently im eating about 1600 calories a day but i used to only eat 400-900 a day and burn 1500-3000 through intense running and swimming and other cardio,(butterfly sprints burn lots), so my muscles are on a cycle of eating themselves(or so i am told), im 5'11 and 130 pounds, and i want to know if this will speed up that cycle even if i eat about 2000 calories a day during this(or at least try for 2000, not much time during the day)

ok usually after i eat my abs show alot, but for somereason they dont show thru much when im hungry, like i just had lunch and they show through, so can some1 explain that? and if it helps my bodyfat is around 2-5% i just have some loose skin cause i lost 40 pounds quickly by undereating, after my 10 mile run my abs dont show much but after a meal they are very visible...and im 5'11 &132 pounds.

also i eat usually under 1500 calories a day so that might have something to do with it???

today i got a dq in a swim event cause uneven wall touch because i forgot i have 1 arm thats signifigantly longer than the other, so if i swim rly good 2morrow im only running 10 miles, if i do average 15 miles, and bad 18 miles, but since i swim and started running last year i think im going to end up puking at around 12-14 and collapse, so i have backup where my freind puts dog whistle sounds in my ear and if i collapse, beats me up and throws me back on run track? so since i dont want to have to suffer the health consequences of that, any tips for not puking or collaping in 18mile run? what to eat b4 or what to do?

last year i did a 4000 butterfly nonstop and by the end i wan seeing different spots for about 3 minutes, and this year im planning on a 5000 butterfly, im not sure if its a good idea but i was only eating about 700 calories at the time i did that and im now eating about 1500 so do you think i should do 4000 or 5000? 6000 will have to wait till 2011 tho.

im a swimmer and sometimes we have swim meets that start late so we get to walk around after school before we have to get on the bus. and me and some other swimmers walk around the city (i cant go home cause we only get like an hour to walk around and i live 20 min away) and usually we go to subway but this wendsday we are going to china wok instead,and stoping at subway isnt an option cause well have no time, and my parent want me to eat china wok cause they say i never treat myself, like treating yourself is necesary, and anyways is there anything there thats not ridiculosly high calorie, im not fat or anything btw im 132 pounds and 5'11 around 3-6% bodyfat i just like eating low calorie, like mabey a 300 calorie meal or something

1.living life with no legs or no arms?

2.living life with bad sight or hearing

3.having severe arthritis or having severe chronic joint pain

4.being poor and fit or morbidly obese and filthy rich

5.at the end of yourlife dying painfully but heroically or painlessly and cowardly

all of these are combined ex.

no arms, bad hearing, severe arthritis,poor and fit, painlessly and cowardly

last summer me and my brother in law where on waverunners and riding around the chesapeke bay when we saw ppl doing CPR on a boat to a guy on a waverunner they had just hit and killed, my bro was really bothered by this all day and i wasnt bothered at all, was sorry for the person but wasnt bothered bout seeing the body but my bro was really bothered, but he get bothered everytime some1 gets hurt and i could care less, my sister and family says it should have bothered me alot and act like im a bad person for not being bothered, my sister especially, so do you even think this is even worth harrasing me about?, she brings it up still a year later..she also harrases me because she is convinced i have anorexia..but thats another situation entirely..

A.being chained to the ground an praire dogs trampled you for 2 hours then your feet where lit on fire as rabid dogs bit off your nipples and ate you alive then a nuclear bomb was dropped on you as you where almost dead

B. you get chained to the ceiling for 12 days with no food and very little water in a very hot room, then on the 13th day you get your fingers and tes chopped off 1 by 1 then your knees and elbows then your dragged out into the snow in the middle of winter and sprayed with an icy hose until you freeze to death

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im 5'11 and 135 pounds and 6% bodyfat, parents keep saying im too scrawny and try to get me to eat more but i dont think im too tiny...do you?

im 5'11 137 pounds and eat normally (1200-1500 calories a day) and sometimes randomly my vision will get kinda white and ill hear a sorta high pitched noise (like my ears have been boxed rly hard) and ill get rly dizzy its odd my parents say its cause i dont eat enough but i really doubt it and im always hydrated, i dont have any diseases and im not fat (6-7% bodyfat) and this happens wether its hot or cold

ok im 5 foot 11 and weigh 137 pounds but recently for the past 3-4 days ive been reapidly gaining bodyfat% i went from 7%-8% then to 8%-8.5% then 8.5%-9.1%! and ive gained 2 pounds and ive been eating about 1500-2000 calories a day,not too much salt either, and ive also gained a 1/2 inch on waist...whats happening???

i am 5"11, weigh 138 pounds and have 6-8% bodyfat, but i lost like 32 pounds, and theres a layer of really streachy loose skin over my abs and arms and does anyone have any tips for what to eat? like how many calories, i usually get like 1500 a day..so more or less? need to get rid of loose skin

i had a freakin crazy dream, it started out in a different looking version of my school, it was darker and kinda ominous, and everything was stone and no windows, it was lunch and i was just talking with some freinds and then we went in the classroom it was an empty stone room.then we stood against the walls(i forget how i knew to do this) and everyones face turned sereous like, kinda zombie like. and i was trying to get one of my friends attention but he wouldnt look over or even move, his face was the same also-zombielike-, there was a low errie sound like an odd sounding air conditioner, then i saw an old friend from california(i move like every 3 yrs.) and talked to him and he wasnt in this zombie state like everyone else, then one of his friends started talking to us(he just kinda appeared), insulting me and i made some comebacks-was in a friendly way-then i asked whats up with everyone acting like stones, then his friend pinned me down really fast, his face morphed and i couldnt breath, it was like having ur pressure points stabbed, he repeating some odd phrase and his voice was getting lower pitch and droneing, like a hypnotized voice with a touch of evil, after that i lost consiousness and woke up, he kept saying something like "im your real father", it was frikin weird and kinda disturbed me throughout the day...it wasnt even that scary...

when you run are you supposed to take deep breaths cause i usually run 4-6 miles on my running days (im a swimmer so i kinda suck at running i know 4-6 miles isnt much) but i inhale and exhale slowly and take deep breaths but at about 3 miles my abs/chest/side/lower torso feel like their on fire and have been nailed by a giant mace(btw i dont want to know what that would really feel like...owwww...:(..) but anyway is their any breathing method i can use to stop this cause it makes the last few miles really annoying.

im on a low calorie diet 1200-1400 calories a day and ive been on it for a while but ive heard rumors that cheat days actually boost your metabolism? i was wondering if that was true because i can go without the treat without binging i just need to get down from 8-10% bodyfat to 4-6% bodyfat