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I'm flying for the second time ever tomorrow. My friend thought it would be funny to put some spare change in my sandwich before eating it. Now i'm scared that since I have change inside of me will the metal detectors at the airport go off?

If god created man and woman on earth why are we looking for life on other planets?

If money is the root of all evil why do they ask for it in church?

The Bible says the Earth is between 6,000 and 8,000 years old, that it was created in 7 days, and that Man is made of dirt and Woman a piece of Man. Most churches today say that this is allegory. What passages of the Bible support it all being just allegory?

Every time we are in a office meeting and I come up with a great idea he always seems to be squinting like he's skeptical about everything everyone says but the problem is even when he comes up with ideas he has the same facial expression yet no one ever calls him out on it. What should I do? Oh yeah I forgot to add that he is of Asian decent.

They're beginning to become quite a hassle but the other day my mom and dad said they keep leaving little presents around the house....how could that be a bad thing? Everyone like presents right?

My soul (apparently) to a friend for 5 dollars. Now everytime I go to the bathroom I can't and the picture of the Virgin mary in my bathroom seems to laugh everytime. Can I buy it back from my friend? or am I SOL cause once it's sold it's gone?

Is a child in a car seat considered another passenger or not? (When driving in a HOV lane)

If God is everywhere, is He in Hell?

If God created Satan, and Satan is evil, is evil God's fault?

The maker doesn't want it; the buyer doesn't use it; and the user doesn't see it. What is it?

WTF does a fish have to do with christianity (the ones all over people cars)

If the baby you saved was gay would you still fight for its rights?

Do racial distinctions exist, and what are they?

why is lingerie so popular?

If I took them to the nearby chinese restaurant would they offer me a free weeks worth of the buffet or cash for them?

So if Jesus died for our sins doesn't that mean that every Easter when he rises that all our sins are then again banished so we can keep on sinning because Easter every year our sins are washed away because he rose again?

1.How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?

2.When it’s all said and done, will you have said more than you’ve done?

3.Are you more worried about doing things right, or doing the right things?

and last but not least......

Do you push the elevator button more than once? Do you really believe it makes the elevator faster?

A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms: The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?