GOD WANTS TO BE ME

I got a 30 day suspended sentence in County A in 2011. I have court tomorrow in County B for a class U felony.

Will I have to serve the suspended sentence in county A because I broke the terms of the 'agreement' by breaking the law?

Will the judge in county B be aware of the suspended sentence given that it is in another county?

I have a suspended 30 day sentence in one county, and tomorrow I have court for a class U felony in a different county. I have been advised that the felony will likely be reduced to a misdemeanor if I am compliant, but will the suspended sentence change the outcome tomorrow? Really don't want to be locked up...

Again, suspended sentence is from another county, so will the judge I see know about it? Will I have to serve the sentence anyway even though it's another county?

Got the teeth yanked 2 days ago. I stopped bleeding the first day and haven't done much but sleep since then. I ate some food today and now I'm ready to get high, but is my body?

The thing I'm worried about is when the particles go up my nose, some of it hits my throat causing me to cough and gag a bit occasionally. Is it possible this could dislodge the clots?

Also I'm probably going to have to smoke weed tonight, so I welcome any tips on smoking through the nose.

It's not a terrible case- I've had worse- and generally I just suck it up and wait for it to heal. But I was reading about what the doctor might do for me if I went, and I heard they just give you lotion unless it's pretty bad (either severe or if it's spread to certain areas...) in which case you get a shot of steroids.

My question is, should I go and ask for the shot? I have small rashes pretty much everywhere, and one is developing about 6cm below my eye. When I was in the woods I urinated, so it's been there since the beginning and gotten steadily worse. Now the right side of my jawn is swollen a bit and looks red and irritated. With careful inspection, I noted several spots forming on the head. So you think it would be worth it/advisable to make an appointment?

Wats the best way to do it, open hand or closed?

What's the right way to go about this-

Open hand or closed?

I recieved a check from a person who uses Brazos Valley Schools Credit Union. Can I cash this at any bank? What would the service fees be like?

I'm obviously somewhat ignorant of these types of things so let me know if anything needs clarification.

Got about a week till I go down

And get into the groove like its Motown

So I’m always blowin out smoke now

You can crash on my couch it’s a fold out

We can chill tomorrow man no doubt

A last game of BP in my basement

Pass the bong around till we’re feelin vacant

Carpe diem ************ time’s a-wastin

Seems like yesterday we were chillin in the playpen

Layin down at naptime to have the dreams we’re chasin

Where we spent our childhood feels like an oasis

But where we’ll spend the futures gonna have me o-facin

So faded find me at the party where the world is rotating

Sippin on some liquor laced with gold shavings

Talking to your ex wanna get to procreating

not done yet

Got about a week till I go down

And get into the groove like its Motown

So I’m always blowin out smoke now

You can crash on my couch it’s a fold out

We can chill tomorrow man no doubt

A last game of BP in my basement

Pass the bong around till we’re feelin vacant

Carpe diem ************ time’s a-wastin

Seems like yesterday we were chillin in the playpen

Layin down at naptime to have the dreams we’re chasin

Where we spent our childhood feels like an oasis

But where we’ll spend the futures gonna have me o-facin

So faded find me at the party where the world is rotating

Sippin on some liquor laced with gold shavings

Talking to your ex wanna get to procreating

not done yet...

haven't been writing for long but these are some lyrics.

I remember counting down the last days of school

Now I’m counting down to the end of the summer

My life like the communicative rule

And just another lesson through which I slumbered

Like history never repeats if you pass the course

Seems like yesterday I shook the bishops hand

And yet today I sat by the lake with a 6 pack of Coors

Absolute in my cup from the lemonade stand

But with eyes on the date like vets shipping to Afghanistan

Only feels like I’m at war before I have an exam

I’ll say Carolinas where I’m born

But Radford’s where I’m living

Crashing in her dorm

I’ll have to run after hitting

Like hello little hoe welcome to the ballpark

But these days are coming early like a false start

And with the time I’ve got to play I’m no all star

In the fall starts the second period

Time to start getting serious

Build yourself a resume

Kid you still got hell to pay

Four more years to educate

In the real world I elevate

Get a good starting salary

Be in charge like I’m a battery

An abuser though I am it’s not the man I want to be

It’s like I told my mom the other week

Only porn stars turn the other cheek

But still I feel a drive to accelerate

Hoping life is turning right no nascar

Paint my future bright with some Valspar

Down in the Norfolk south yard

I’m ready for the next quarter

You should put in your mouth guard

I've been seeing some commercials on adult swim with what look like clips of a documentary or movie with some young kids, usually with some characters from Aqua Teen Hunger Force added into the background. The particular one I'm looking for has a teacher calling on a kid, who just sits there, then the teacher says 'nevermind mikey'. So any help finding this is greatly appreciated.

I know it's off beat, I just recorded it on my laptop and uploaded to youtube. If I decide to take this further I'll fix that. Otherwise though?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=df2vcnP3Sfk

Live your life to the fullest man you gotta take it slow

Enjoying every minute cause the next you could go

Lookin forward to the future but I live for right now

So from the morning I’ll be blazing until it’s lights out

It’s why you’re stuck in traffic while I’m on a nice route

Chiefin seein them sights that’ll have me like wow

In the alps hittin trees getting sushi in the keys

If I can still breathe then I’m gonna live free

And now we got our own place to crash at

Wake up catch some rays and pass that

Watch try not to laugh and laugh back

Then doin microwave math for some kraft mac

On that fast track to ihop where I got fat stacks

Head home and sit back like that’s that

All day kickin it like karate kids gotta be stayin positive

We’re down to earth burnin like a comet is

Gimme credit for my class kids not givin a ****

Must be trippin on acid if you’re wishin him luck

If you don’t feel the dopeness then increase the dosage

I’m goin real explosive like devices in the postage

Now that I’m rippin they’re beginning to notice

I’m still sippin but spittin so focused

My boys are choppin up the reefer and watchin angry beavers

Goin longer than a wide receiver we are truly high achievers

I know I'm not good yet, that's why i'm asking for constructive criticism. If you just wanna be a dick at least rate it out of 10 for me. Thanks for your time.

We stay doin everything you’re dreaming of

They say we’re killing sicker than leukemia

Come taste the flows we’re spilling and scheming up

Alienated ill children are beaming up

One day I’ll have

people I meet call me by my last name

I wanna ride easy street pass in the fast lane

Pushin a buck twenty ridin that cash lane

Every time I pickup drop a couple hundred

Youre comin to a stop but bein so aggressive I just gun it

Leavin these kids breathless getting impressive even stunning

Sea legs from my 40 you can call me captain

In my car lookin sporty im a caps fan

Rockin the red they talkin my rep im coughin like strep

So often you bet im the highest around

Up in a jet im the flyest in town

Ill sleep when im dead my life is to lounge

Pursuin happiness im will smith man

Doin half of this for the kid on my wristband

They startin to orbit around this dope mind

The kid is imported his sound is so fine

Never a day are they sick of my style

Shine like a ray im makin them smile

My future is bright like a flash grenade

I’m bout to get high with an aspen babe

Getting wet tonight like im catchin a wave

I know I'm not good yet, that's why i'm asking for constructive criticism. If you just wanna be a dick at least rate it out of 10 for me. Thanks for your time.

We stay doin everything you’re dreaming of

They say we’re killing sicker than leukemia

Come taste the flows we’re spilling and scheming up

Alienated ill children are beaming up

One day I’ll have

people I meet call me by my last name

I wanna ride easy street pass in the fast lane

Pushin a buck twenty ridin that cash lane

Every time I pickup drop a couple hundred

Youre comin to a stop but bein so aggressive I just gun it

Leavin these kids breathless getting impressive even stunning

Sea legs from my 40 you can call me captain

In my car lookin sporty im a caps fan

Rockin the red they talkin my rep im coughin like strep

So often you bet im the highest around

Up in a jet im the flyest in town

Ill sleep when im dead my life is to lounge

Pursuin happiness im will smith man

Doin half of this for the kid on my wristband

They startin to orbit around this dope mind

The kid is imported his sound is so fine

Never a day are they sick of my style

Shine like a ray im makin them smile

My future is bright like a flash grenade

I’m bout to get high with an aspen babe

Getting wet tonight like im catchin a wave

I wrote a song, it's rap and I want you to critique it. Honesty is appreciated, I'm new to this and would like constructive criticism. Rate it outta 10 if you dont want to put in effort. Or flame me if you have some time on your hands, I'm open to anything. Thanks for your time.

Ask me if ill smoke another pound this summer

Ill tell ya you can count on it like a number

On the beach in a flower shirt like im rango

Rollin up weed that taste like peach and mango

Away on vaca headed to the tropics

If we don’t look fresh then please adjust your optics

Head to toe we’re trendin like topics

They can’t understand what we’re on though

I’m goin over their heads like my condo

So to them I’m still a john doe

But they’ll get it soon like pronto

Im too big for the sea these fish are in

Set to detonate like nitroglycerin

With ice cold words doin cryosurgery

Freezer burn verbs to the third degree

Im jack the dipper on a murder spree

Status says im catchin rays in key west

In paradise youd think im chillin with jesus

Southern kids on the lowdown

But not white trash or low brow

They cant spit like we know how

So youre about to have a meltdown

My word play got your mind wrestling

I trip it up like mescaline

Born with shiny balls guess I got that sexy gene

Im livin the life call me Charlie sheen

Plan to live the dream to the grave

I never gone through a phase

At any age see me in the fast lane

Leave the rest behind with *** pain

Check the swag flip flops and cargos

Sippin mad dog on the shores of key largo

Chillin with a nice girl but shes a drunk bar hoe

So don’t act like you’ll be seein me tomorrow

pretty cliche, but I've just been smoking lately so I wrote about it.

Gotta get that drug loot welcome to the huddle

Smoking mad trees now we’re burnin down the jungle

we’re just blowin smoke and that’s no lie

got a birds eye view im flyin so high

blunts that smell like fruit loops

swishers we don’t shoot hoops

no lamp but I light it like I’m Gretzky

been blazed since the day my mother met me

kush rules everything around me

**** gettin cake I just make brownies

I do what makes me happy

pickin up a halfy

Spittin like im daffy

Hotboxin with shaggy in his van

Pursuin happiness I’m will smith man

Smoking like the kid on my wristband

And if you want weed then bring the ruckus

Hit me up I’ll get ya something to **** with

Ask me if ill smoke another pound this summer

Ill tell ya you can count on it like a number

On the beach in a flower shirt like im rango

Rollin up weed that taste like peach and mango

Away on vaca headed to the tropics

If we don’t look fresh then please adjust your optics

Head to toe we’re trendin like topics

They can’t understand what we’re on though

I’m goin over their heads like my condo

So to them I’m still a john doe

But they’re gonna get it soon like pronto

Im too big for the sea these fish are in

Set to detonate like nitroglycerin

With ice cold words doin cryosurgery

Freezer burn verbs to the third degree

Im jack the dipper on a murder spree

Status says im catchin rays in key west

In paradise youd think im chillin with jesus

Written loosely to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25ftvkmmUPk

What is it that makes kids listen? I know the typical threats like taking away things the kid likes or grounding them for disobedience; but beyond that how does a parent maintain control? Of course there's always beatings, but that seems rather uncommon nowadays.

As a little kid, my mother would always start by taking things like TV priveleges from me, then move on to grounding, and if I still didn't get the message she'd break out the metal ruler and have a go at my knuckles or just smack the **** outta me. But what do you do when your child is not afraid of pain? After you've taken everything but food and clothing from them, and smacked em up, what control do you have? I paraphrase the saying, only after you have lost everything are you free to do anything.

My opinion is that if a parent can take everything from a child and cause them pain, and they remain disobedient in whatever way, the child is what one might call a truly bad kid. Or the parent is just abusive, but let's not assume that is the case. So if you have an answer I'd like to hear it, otherwise I'm interested in your general opinion.

This is written off the top of my head as a draft, so I know it's short. It's for a recently passed friend, happy birthday Mike.

Man I think of you every time I spark it

Know you’re lookin down from the sky like clark kent

I’m glad you won’t spend your life rottin in a coma

I just wish that you could’ve gotten your diploma

I’m smoking for two elevation tonight

This one’s for you a celebration of life

The good die young but your life’s not done

you should’ve had a century

now you’re living as a memory

They told us if you woke up you’d never be the same

But damn I got my hopes up guess I’m the one to blame

They told us if you woke up you’d never be the same

But damn I got my hopes up guess I’m the one to blame

life can be so unfair

I hope you’re fine up there

I’m not gonna say good bye

cause I’ll see you on the other side

To call you a great friend

would be an understatement

I’ll always remember our days spent

Chiefin growin shrooms in your basement

Always had a smile like you were blazin

The time I knew you was amazin

Not sure if I should continue with it or leave it at that. I'm new to rapping and songwriting still so I know it's probably not good, I'm just trying to get better.

Whats self control if youre not free

Whats a freedom if the cops see

What do I got if they got me

Well **** I wish they just shot me

But they hit me with charges like its hockey

So I hit mics with hooks call me rocky

Goin uphill from rock bottom don’t stop me

Growin up quick I’m speedin don’t clock me

It’s just not your time yet got a curfew

It’s not the cops but the law that’s gonna hurt you

So seek legal advice but lawyers are pay per view

They found an 1/8 now it’s vice versus virtue

Gimme community service hours to work through

I guess everything worked out the way it’s supposed to

My dream is far from the reality Im close to

Prepare to sink if life is something you coast through

Im not askin for liberty or death

Just a second for me to catch my breath

It seems im headed to court every right and left

And if I have to sell my soul for salvation

Then please give satan my salutation

All this from a traffic violation

No mercy its annihilation

Sittin on the curb yes I’m there again

Hearin my rights as an American

People stare as they pass but I bear and grin

I’ll get back up, just don’t know where and when