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my school requires us to swim in pe for a quarter and i don't know how to use a tampon. i don't even know where my vagina is and when i think i've found it, it doesn't feel good when i try to stick my finger in it. i've tried to find it in the shower and i've tried multiple times, but i just can't seem to find it because there are too many creases and dents. today i think i might have found it, but it kinda hurt when i tried to put a finger in. like i only put it in a centimeter or two and it was just too... tight. i dislike the feeling of anything being in that area or maybe i'm just uncomfortable with it. i only have a month less before i have to swim so can anyone give me any advice? why i can't seem to find it? why does it hurt? why am i uncomfortable with anything in that area?

my alarm goes off every morning at 5:45am or 6:00am (depending on if i need to shower in the morning). it sits across my room, but still i literally get up, walk across my room, turn it off, and get back into bed. my mom gets up at 6:45am to find me still sleeping and she has to drive me to school. this happens way too much and i am always running late to school every morning. it happens as much as 4 times a week sometimes. i usually make it on time, but i feel this habit is starting to annoy my mom because she has to get my little sister ready for school and go to work.

it's been the same since i was 12 and it's just awkward now lol

I barely know anything about football so I don't understand. I didn't see what happened because I wasn't paying attention for that short moment.

Did he commit a foul?

He scored two goals for his team, is he the hope for Argentina?

These guys have a ton of fame on the internet and they literally do nothing.

First example, YouTube.

Nash has only 10 videos and 2.8 freaking million subscribers!

Cameron has 9 videos and 2 million subscribers.

They don't do anything on YouTube, how did they get all those views and subscribers?

Second example, Instagram.

Nash has 4.4 million followers and Cameron has 3.6 million.

How the hell did they get that?! That's even more than Jenna Marbles. She only has 2.7 followers and she's literally the dedicated YouTube queen!

I would also use Vine as an example, but I don't have one because I kind of think it's stupid.

I get that their looks probably play a big part, but there are many other attractive YouTubers who are as popular or more, but deserve to be because they actually do stuff! Joe Sugg (2.1 million), Marcus Butler (2.5 million), Sawyer Hartman (1.6 million), Troye Sivan (2.2 million), Connor Franta (2.6 million), Dan Howell (3.6 million), etc.

None of them have as much Instagram followers as Grier and Dallas.

In my opinion, they're even more appealing and they have much better personalities too! So how the hell did two jerks randomly show up on the internet and get so much attention? They don't do anything and they seem like jerks.

YES, I literally wasted time going to YouTube and Instagram and finding how many followers and subscribers they all have. I'm pissed off at what people have become and I really have nothing to do this summer. :P

I've been playing the piano since I was 5 and I'm almost 14 now. I've played for 8 to 9 years and I still suck at it. I kind of lost all hope that I'll get any better.

I never loved playing the piano because I always felt that it was forced upon me. I wanted to give up a few years ago, but my parents wouldn't let me.

When I was about 12, I began to focus less on it because of school and education. I feel like I have no time for it and I'm still wasting my parents' money to pay for weekly lessons.

I'm kind of struggling because I don't want to completely give up those 9 years, but I'm not good at it and I rarely have time for it. I sometimes enjoy the piano when I'm not forced to practice, but then I realize that I can't play it well.

My piano teacher isn't a great teacher and I've had her for over a year. I'm not learning anything from her, but my parents won't listen to me.

This is when I begin to feel like I should just quit. Then, I hear a nice song that I want to learn to play which makes me rethink about quitting.

I'm so conflicted about this. Any advice on what to do?

I need a specific book genre.

I was thinking Supernatural or Horror.

Any other good Stephen King books that aren't too long?

I need about 3-4 gallons of it.

I'm making a book trailer for Carrie by Stephen King and there's a lot of blood in the story. If you've read it or seen any of the movies, you would get it. I'm doing the scene when she gets blood dumped on her and the scene when Carrie gets her period in the shower.

I have a small bottle of red food coloring, but I don't know if it's enough. I also don't know what to mix it with.

I was thinking about buying a lot of corn syrup or using liquid soap, but I need about 3-5 gallons of it so it would be kind of expensive. Also, corn syrup would be really annoying for anyone to deal with.

Any suggestions on how to make that much fake blood that won't damage skin or hair?

I'm not sure what category this question falls under.

This assignment is due in a little less than a month, so I really want to start by this weekend. I also have to edit too, which takes a long time.

Thanks! :D

It's just the two of us and we're both 13 year old girls.

My friend invited me to her house for a sleepover tonight. I called my mom to ask her if she was okay with it (she was at work). She said no because my friend has two older brothers and she thinks something bad might happen. This isn't the first time she said "no" for this reason. I tried telling her that I'm old enough to handle myself, but it's "too dangerous". My parents used to let me go when I was younger, but not anymore. We always have our sleepovers at my house and I'm getting really bored of it. I only have a younger sister, but she's a nuisance (another reason why I want to have the sleepover there).

One of my friend's brothers is like 20 (he's home from college on weekends) and the other is 17. I've known my friend and her brothers for 8 years and her brothers have never tried to physically hurt me or start anything. I definitely don't think they will start now. They usually just ignore my friend and I, so I don't think my mom's reason is a problem. We're barely ever in the same room for crying out loud.

I'm kind of ticked off about my mom's reason because she cares too much about this part of my life (independence and relationships) and barely anything else in my life. My parents don't care about my happiness, mental health, interests, grades (not that they have to, I'm pretty much a perfect student), fun, or anything except my relationships and independence. They don't even know that I might have depression (never got it tested, because they don't take it seriously). They won't let me go anywhere myself either.

How do I convince my parents to let me go to my friend's house?

How can I tell them to stop caring about this part of my life and start caring more about other things in my life?

I can't figure out whether I should flip the sign or not.

Problem:

-2(0.5-4s) ≥ -3(4-3.5s)

-1+8s ≤ -12+10.5s

11+8s ≤ 10.5s

11 ≤ 2.5s

4.4 ≤ s

Is this correct or does the greater than sign stay the same?

This is a Language Arts assignment and I spent hours working on this poem. I also have to make a video. I have to read this poem slowly and find pictures that match the poem with a song playing in the background.

I don't know if I formatted this correctly so if you could, would you please give me some suggestions? Are there any better words I can use?

Any way to make it better?

Here's the poem:

I am from computers,

From Windows and the Internet.

I am from the lazy weekends in my bedroom.

Alone, secluded, with the sound of music playing in the background.

I am from the maple tree,

The season, autumn

with beautiful colors and the cool, crisp air.

I'm from Asian dinners and bad eyesight,

from being the daughter of Elaine and Myron.

I'm from a hardworking, but fun-loving family

And from the large extended family where I know almost no one.

From keep moving forwards and be careful who you trust.

I'm from church wishing Jesus happy birthday on Christmas.

I'm from the homeland of the fierce dragon.

From noodles and chopsticks.

From the land of Kongzi where my grandfather grew up.

The dear little sister who has lived in the hospital for over six months.

I'm from the bottom, but I am climbing the stairs to success and happiness. And I'll keep climbing higher and higher.

Any song suggestions too?

I was thinking of using either Summertime Sadness or Born to Die, both by Lana Del Rey.

I'm want to do this to get my sleeping schedule back to normal. Throughout most of the summer, I've been going to sleep from 3 AM - 6 AM and waking up at 10 AM - 2 PM. My school starts on Thursday and I need to get back to normal.

I want to try staying up all night so I'll feel tired on Wednesday night and go to sleep early. Then I'll get enough sleep in time for school.

But the problem is that I'm afraid to get hallucinations. I'm only 13 and I know it's unhealthy. Is it worth staying up to get my sleep schedule back? Or should I sleep now and force myself to sleep on Wednesday night no matter how hard it is? (I don't think I have insomnia.)

Please answer in an hour!

It can be a song or whatever is around you.

My Answer: Blue Jeans by Lana Del Rey

Don't think I'm some dumb girl that has daddy pay for everything. In fact, my dad doesn't really pay for it at all. I go there pretty often so I have a lot of their bags. What do I do with them? The quality of the bag is too good to throw out, but there's nothing much I can do with them. I have a bunch of them just laying in the back of my closet. Can I use them for storage or what? I really have no idea what I should do with them. Please help?

Renee Young (Paquette) was the backstage interviewer that interviewed Sheamus when Mark Henry attacked. She reminds me of Maria. Maria started out as a backstage interviewer and ended up becoming an active Diva. Do you think Renee is gonna do the same?

I want serious answers only, please.

This might be long, but please help me.

I started watching WWE on TV like 9 months ago. I've been watching it way before that on YouTube because I'm worried what my parents will think. I know all about what happened in the Attitude Era until now. I even know some things before the Attitude Era. I know the history, the Superstars (and Divas), the storylines, and almost everything about WWE. I love WWE.

I started watching it on TV 9 months ago when my parents aren't around for about a month or so. Then I was a little more open with watching it with my parents around. My parents usually never paid much attention when I watch it. They would tell me to turn it down or go upstairs and watch it, which I was totally fine with. My dad would try to get me to stop watching it, but I wouldn't. He gave up a few times though. My mom usually wouldn't care. My dad is the one who's like "it's not good for young girls" or "it's violent" and etc.

Tonight, I was watching the WWE Hall of Fame 2013. I really wanted to watch it because Bruno Sammartino, Bob Backlund, Trish Stratus, Mick Foley, and Booker T were getting inducted. I like and respect all of them very much. I saw the first induction (Mick Foley) when my dad was coming home from work so he didn't know I was watching it. My dad got home when they were showing Donald Trump's induction video. He was like "turn it off now!" I tried to tell him that this was special and I really want to see it. But he was like "I don't care! You watch this every night! Turn it off!" I started complaining because I was so mad. I asked him why. He said "it's violent and you shouldn't be watching this!" I told him it was only PG and a lot of kids younger than me watch it. We started going back and forth for a minute or so. Then he said "from now on, you will no longer be able to watch WWE". I got so mad and said "this is what I'm interested in! It's like the only thing I watch on TV!" He said "there are so many nice things to watch, why do you have to watch this ugly thing?" He told me I can change the channel and watch something nice, but I just turned it off and went to my room. I didn't get to watch the Hall of Fame ceremony which I'm so mad and upset about. I'm feel like if I can't watch WWE, then I won't watch TV at all. He's trying to change my interests. But at least I have YouTube to watch WWE.

I don't understand why he thinks WWE is so bad. It's only PG and many kids watch it now.

And can you please tell me a way to convince him to let me watch it?

I also don't know if this should go in the Family catagory or Wrestling catagory.

Thanks so much! Please help me!

I couldn't exactly hear it clearly. Were they bored or excited or what?

I heard them chant Michael Cole....

I also hear them chant Randy Savage.

What else were they chanting? Can you please make a list of what they were saying?

Haha! What city are they in?

Shawn Michaels returning for only one night in a segment was better than all of the Raws in the past several months combined. I wish he would of done a move or something. But still, better than not appearing at all. Love him!

HBK HBK HBK HBK HBK HBK HBK HBK HBK HBK HBK

All Time Favorite Superstars: Shawn Michaels, Triple H, Edge, Bret Hart

Current Favorite Superstars: Chris Jericho, Randy Orton, Tyson Kidd (if he comes back), Triple H (I think because he doesn't wrestle that much now)

All Time Favorite Divas: Chyna, Trish Stratus, Mickie James, Lita, Michelle McCool

Current Favorite Diva: Natalya